Welcome Vapid Attention Whores!

[Honclfibr]

I'm sorry I couldn't welcome you all individually, but let's be honest, there are a whole assload of you that showed up all at once and I just don't have the time.

But I would like to take a few minutes to thank you for coming and shitting up our little message board here. We know how it is, spring is in the air, you're getting a little lonely/horny/bored, mommy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to you, and let's face it therapy isn't exactly cheap these days and hey, we're in a recession here.

So please, make yourselves at home. Yes, I know this is a motorcycle website. But really, it's about you. And only you. Feel free to use any and every thread to get the attention you crave and so rightly deserve. Don't worry about pissing off the longtime members and especially the women who are so rudely getting in your way of making every thread about you and your awesomeness. They're just jealous, and soon they'll come around and realize how truly awesome you and everyone else already know you are.

[elissama]

Sounds like you've written a few "Best of Craigslist" wannabees.

What can I say, I'm here for the riding and the amusement during work.

[JohnnyV]

Post of the month

[naked-daytrader]

I'm sorry I couldn't welcome you all individually, but let's be honest, there are a whole assload of you that showed up all at once and I just don't have the time.

But I would like to take a few minutes to thank you for coming and shitting up our little message board here. We know how it is, spring is in the air, you're getting a little lonely/horny/bored, mommy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to you, and let's face it therapy isn't exactly cheap these days and hey, we're in a recession here.

So please, make yourselves at home. Yes, I know this is a motorcycle website. But really, it's about you. And only you. Feel free to use any and every thread to get the attention you crave and so rightly deserve. Don't worry about pissing off the longtime members and especially the women who are so rudely getting in your way of making every thread about you and your awesomeness. They're just jealous, and soon they'll come around and realize how truly awesome you and everyone else already know you are.

Pfft....why not just post up names and call the people out?

[ThisBitch]

Sounds like you've written a few "Best of Craigslist" wannabees.

What can I say, I'm here for the riding and the amusement during work.

+1 But if my posts really have you that pissed off, I'll delete them all and disappear. I honestly was just having fun, but apparently that's not ok.

[Honclfibr]

Pfft....why not just post up names and call the people out?

Because I enjoy the irony of posting up a vague post about vapid attention whores, leading the previously unnamed vapid attention whores to reply denying that they are vapid attention whores, thereby confirming their status as vapid attention whores.

Ahh, but I've said too much.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Because I enjoy the irony of posting up a vague post about vapid attention whores, leading the previously unnamed vapid attention whores to reply denying that they are vapid attention whores, thereby confirming their status as vapid attention whores.

Ahh, but I've said too much.

HAHA O2TELEFONICA is an attention whore!

god damn i love honkie

[JohnnyV]

I am Wow glad we cleared that up

[CEO]

I'm sorry I couldn't welcome you all individually, but let's be honest, there are a whole assload of you that showed up all at once and I just don't have the time.

But I would like to take a few minutes to thank you for coming and shitting up our little message board here. We know how it is, spring is in the air, you're getting a little lonely/horny/bored, mommy and daddy didn't pay enough attention to you, and let's face it therapy isn't exactly cheap these days and hey, we're in a recession here.

So please, make yourselves at home. Yes, I know this is a motorcycle website. But really, it's about you. And only you. Feel free to use any and every thread to get the attention you crave and so rightly deserve. Don't worry about pissing off the longtime members and especially the women who are so rudely getting in your way of making every thread about you and your awesomeness. They're just jealous, and soon they'll come around and realize how truly awesome you and everyone else already know you are.

Because I enjoy the irony of posting up a vague post about vapid attention whores, leading the previously unnamed vapid attention whores to reply denying that they are vapid attention whores, thereby confirming their status as vapid attention whores.

Ahh, but I've said too much.

POTY!!!!!!!!!!!

[Honclfibr]

+1 But if my posts really have you that pissed off, I'll delete them all and disappear.

Or, , you could seek to acclimate yourself quietly and slowly into an active community of people with a shared interest, eventually becoming a respected contributing member who is recognized as an individual but also accepted as part of the group.

[naked-daytrader]

Or, , you could seek to acclimate yourself quietly and slowly into an active community of people with a shared interest, eventually becoming a respected contributing member who is recognized as an individual but also accepted as part of the group.

hey honkie, Dr Phil called.....he wants his show back.......

[Crash Dummy Denno]

hey honkie, Dr Phil called.....he wants his show back.......

[ThisBitch]

Or, , you could seek to acclimate yourself quietly and slowly into an active community of people with a shared interest, eventually becoming a respected contributing member who is recognized as an individual but also accepted as part of the group.

Well... when the members jump on you like stink on shit, its difficult to lay low.

My bad.

[Doc]

Or, , you could seek to acclimate yourself quietly and slowly into an active community of people with a shared interest, eventually becoming a respected contributing member who is recognized as an individual but also accepted as part of the group.

Like me!!!

[Kurlon]

Whoops, wrong thread, I came here for some leg humpin...

[Honclfibr]

hey honkie, Dr Phil called.....he wants his show back.......

I think somebody needs a hug

[ThisBitch]

[Pittenger5]

I'm sorry I couldn't welcome you all individually, but let's be honest, there are a whole assload of you that showed up all at once and I just don't have the time.

Thanks man! Its great to be here!

[Tricky Mike]

Well... when the members jump on you like stink on shit, its difficult to lay low.

My bad.

laying low?

Total Posts: 119 (28.85 posts per day)

[BLACK SQUIRREL]

Whoops, wrong thread, I came here for some leg humpin...

That is Funny,

Good one

[KillBill]

laying low?

Total Posts: 119 (28.85 posts per day)

Whoa!
That's more than Denno

[Brian675]

hey honkie, Dr Phil called.....he wants his show back.......

Finally

[Kitt]

i like this thread. i dunno who jnm is, but it looks like she has a bit of a guilty conscience haha... 28 posts a day? daaaamn

at least she has a bike.

im thinking of going on some sewing/knitting/cooking forums, putting a 10x10 pixel pic of my face as an avatar and posting the shit out of them... I bet the girls will go crazy for me when they find out I too, cook food when i'm hungry, we'll have so much in common!!

[KillBill]

Knitting - Discuss Cooking Forum

Welcome their newest member:

[ThisBitch]

IS this better?