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WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

  1. 06-24-08, 08:55 PM #1
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    WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    I need some company

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  2. 06-24-08, 08:59 PM #2
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    do you have a dog?

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  3. 06-24-08, 09:00 PM #3
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    I'll sell ya mine on the cheap.

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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    I'll give you my wife, but once you take her...you cannot give her back!!

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  5. 06-24-08, 09:08 PM #5
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    do you have a dog?
    You're sick!!!!

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  6. 06-24-08, 09:32 PM #6
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    do you have a dog?
    evil parents stole her

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  7. 06-24-08, 09:32 PM #7
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I need some company
    Awwww....

    Got more "nipple wine"?

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  8. 06-24-08, 09:39 PM #8
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    How could anyone possibly be THAT lonely???

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  9. 06-24-08, 09:42 PM #9
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Still better than rampant leg humping, at least he cut through the bullshit and got to the point

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  10. 06-24-08, 10:15 PM #10
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    mail order bride or craigslist?

    there are a ton of girls out there that are very anxious to be in a relationship or get married

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  11. 06-25-08, 12:30 AM #11
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    Some things money can't buy, for everything else theres mastercard.

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  12. 06-25-08, 12:52 AM #12
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    She gets off on my torment and that's what makes her stay.....otherwise, I'd be able to help you out.

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  13. 06-25-08, 04:53 AM #13
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

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    mail order bride or craigslist?
    I'll pass on the mail order, last thing I need rite now is a battle over shipping damage

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  14. 06-25-08, 05:05 AM #14
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    I have 2 russian girls that just landed friday looking for a place to stay.

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  15. 06-25-08, 05:20 AM #15
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Try "punching the clown" with the left hand. Or maybe try a " reverse stranger" or " double reverse stranger". The best thing about " cuffing it" is...theres no pillow talk afterwards, no talking back, and you don't have to wine and dine.

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  16. 06-25-08, 06:24 AM #16
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Here, this should fix you up!!

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  17. 06-25-08, 06:24 AM #17
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by imkindafkedup View Post
    do you have a dog?
    but it's not cheating....because it's YOUR dog

    i need to watch that movie again

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  18. 06-25-08, 07:36 AM #18
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by nefarious View Post
    I have 2 russian girls that just landed friday looking for a place to stay.
    they're back?!? yahtzee!!!

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  19. 06-25-08, 08:01 AM #19
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    yes they are back

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  20. 06-25-08, 08:05 AM #20
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Got one right here for you .......

    You'll need to slip me some cash on the side as a bird-dog fee.Foreign woman seeks American man for real marriage

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  21. 06-25-08, 08:06 AM #21
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I need some company
    lol when you say "need some company", do you actually mean " need someone to do dishes/laundry/vacuuming" ??

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  22. 06-25-08, 08:18 AM #22
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I need some company
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  23. 06-25-08, 08:22 AM #23
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by -jro- View Post
    lol when you say "need some company", do you actually mean " need A MUTE to do dishes/laundry/vacuuming/SEX" ??
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  24. 06-25-08, 08:34 AM #24
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by R7 View Post
    I need some company
    Did you destroy the vag-plant already?

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  25. 06-25-08, 08:58 AM #25
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    Re: WANTED, Wife or live-in girlfriend

    Quote Originally Posted by -jro- View Post
    lol when you say "need some company", do you actually mean " need someone to do dishes/laundry/vacuuming" ??
    Now this is fukkin funny!!

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