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Attempted Bike theft

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    Lifer
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    So last night these two fat guys tried to steal my truck with my bike in the back. i chased them down the road on foot while i was calling the cops and one of the guys jumped out and wanted to squable. I got in a few jabs and was about to unload when next thing I knew I woke up.

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    Attempted Bike theft

    Hey, wait, I have a dream book, let me interpret that for you.



    It says......YOU'RE GAY! You are gay, and you like fat guys who drive trucks!

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    i sense dejavu
    whats your address and do you have any plans on loading your bike in to your truck

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    My dirtbike is currently loaded in the truck, and the clips are currently loaded in my guns.

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    I woulda friggin unleashed on the guy, completely uncalled for.

    You mind if I post this story on a few other websites, but change the wording so that it's all about me?

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    Originally posted by hessogood
    My dirtbike is currently loaded in the truck, and the clips are currently loaded in my guns.
    nice we should have a shoot out
    what kind of guns are they hand or long
    cause i only have long guns
    but i would have a range advantage

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    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...threadid=20862



    go ahead and change and repost, it doesn't matter to the jesus!

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    Originally posted by hessogood
    http://www.nestreetriders.com/forum/...threadid=20862



    go ahead and change and repost, it doesn't matter to the jesus!
    dont quite understand what you are saying
    but nice guns

    i think my next purchase will be a mini 14

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    Originally posted by roso
    dont quite understand what you are saying
    but nice guns

    i think my next purchase will be a mini 14
    I have one for sale. $400

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    I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!

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    Originally posted by bump909
    I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead!
    dude what

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    eight year olds dude.

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    the dude abides!

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    Attempted Bike theft

    Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll!

    Shomer fucking Shabbas!

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    Originally posted by highsider
    and you like fat guys who drive trucks!
    Schweet- Chris can I borrow your truck?

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    Bras cause cancer.

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    What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.

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    What are you a fucking park ranger now, walter?

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    Attempted Bike theft

    Hey careful man, there's a beverage here!

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    She's not my special lady, she's my fucking lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

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    "...i would seriously bite somebody right in the balls..." -bump909

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    Attempted Bike theft

    haha, that's a great line.

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    It went alright....Dude's car got a little dinged up.

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    Re: Attempted Bike theft

    What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

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    I have been here since 06?

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    Friends like these, huh, Gary?

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    Re: Attempted Bike theft

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    I have been here since 06?
    Noob.

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