is my bike *about* to be stolen?

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by hessogood
We'll start shipping the theives to VT. Make life easier for them, and keep Me and Chris's shit safe.

*hugh five*

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
*hugh five*

*high*, even. i so cant type. i should lay off the St.Ides while at work, huh?

[twrayinma]

Originally posted by sahd03
Solution is simple, move to the sticks where you can leave your keys in the car, with it running, at the general store, for as long as you want, and it's still there when you get back!

A friend living in Hartford noticed I don't have a housekey on my car key... but since we only lock the door if we're on vacation, why would i need to carry a key?!

what was your address, again?

[benVFR]

So now we know where the stolen bikes are going... Arizona...

btw - did you ever post pictures of your speed triple?

[twrayinma]

no, i didn't...

maybe the next time i take it out i'll snap a few.

[Nikon]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
*high*, even. i so cant type. i should lay off the St.Ides while at work, huh?

right to the left of that fancy "quote" button...there is a nifty little button called "edit". That allows you to change the context of your post without having to post again to correct it

[ancosta]

Buy a shitbox van for $300 that runs & drives.

Find some prime parking, either off street or quiet street.

Spray paint the rear windows if any black & add a curtain behind the driver area.

Remove the distributor cap, add a kill switch, etc etc.

Use the van to store the bike by ramping it in the van overnight.

Every 7 days or as required by law turn ol' ironsides around so you are not legally abandoning the vehicle.

So long as you're not made out when wheeling the bike in & out, no one would know it was in there.

Get it registered in NH so you are not paying insurance.

Retarded idea but could work?

[dhuze]

Originally posted by sahd03
Solution is simple, move to the sticks where you can leave your keys in the car, with it running, at the general store, for as long as you want, and it's still there when you get back!

A friend living in Hartford noticed I don't have a housekey on my car key... but since we only lock the door if we're on vacation, why would i need to carry a key?!

I remember those "good ole' days" . You could leave your car running with the windows down and if it started to rain some stranger would put your windows up so your car wouldn't get wet. When I was growing up we didn't even have keys to our house.

[oreo_n2]

Originally posted by ancosta
Buy a shitbox van for $300 that runs & drives.

Find some prime parking, either off street or quiet street.

Spray paint the rear windows if any black & add a curtain behind the driver area.

Remove the distributor cap, add a kill switch, etc etc.

Use the van to store the bike by ramping it in the van overnight.

Every 7 days or as required by law turn ol' ironsides around so you are not legally abandoning the vehicle.

So long as you're not made out when wheeling the bike in & out, no one would know it was in there.

Get it registered in NH so you are not paying insurance.

Retarded idea but could work?

only flaw i see is that a shitty old van would be easy to steal? And now you've nicely packaged your baby for transport by the thieves.

[breakdirt916]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
only flaw i see is that a shitty old van would be easy to steal? And now you've nicely packaged your baby for transport by the thieves.

So why not use an Expedition and keep the bike chained into the back?

[Kham]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
only flaw i see is that a shitty old van would be easy to steal? And now you've nicely packaged your baby for transport by the thieves.

how do you steal a van that won't start?

[Nikon]

Originally posted by Kham
how do you steal a van that won't start?

jam it in neutral and pull it

[Kham]

Originally posted by Nikon
jam it in neutral and pull it

and try to look innocent right? so the cops will not suspect?

[Nikon]

Originally posted by Kham
and try to look innocent right? so the cops will not suspect?

i''ve done it before.....never got in trouble

[ancosta]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
only flaw i see is that a shitty old van would be easy to steal? And now you've nicely packaged your baby for transport by the thieves.

That's my I suggested removing the distributor cap, add a kill switch, etc etc.

Maybe chain the axle to a sewer grate?

Yeah you can steal the whole van with a ramp truck, etc. The obvious choice would be indoor storage.

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by Nikon
i''ve done it before.....never got in trouble

Nikon, please...you trying to look "inoccent" like Micheal Jackson trying to look like a black male.

-sedition

[oreo_n2]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
Nikon, please...you trying to look "inoccent" like Micheal Jackson trying to like a black male.

-sedition

i thought he liked little boys, not black males?!

[Nikon]

Originally posted by chr|s sedition
Nikon, please...you trying to look "inoccent" like Micheal Jackson trying to like a black male.

-sedition

[SVRACER01]

If a chain is the only security youre using then youre asking for it to get stolen.
Theives come prepared for one thing usually. If they have bolt cutters then thier looking for bikes with chains or something easy they can cut. If they have Freon or a pen then they are prepared for those KRYPTO type locks. The point is put 2 DIFFERENT locks on your bike like throw a disc lock on or a big U-lock along with your chain. The less time it takes to steal the better. If your bike bike is nicer than the one next to it but more of a PITA to steal then they will probably take the other.
Unfortunatly if someone RRREEAALLYY wants YOUR bike then they are going to take and all you can do is hope your insurance is paid up.

[Green Hornet]

a. you are not paranoid

b. there are only 2 solutions to your problem (besides these there IS nothing else).

first off, you will need to mount at least 2 10mm caseless explosive round sentry guns near the bikes....if that doesn't work...




you will need to install a self destructive device so when the bike starts up a 10 pound C4 charge under the seat will detonate. If you can't have the bike no one will.....muuuhahahha

[Nikon]

Originally posted by Green Hornet
a. you are not paranoid

b. there are only 2 solutions to your problem (besides these there IS nothing else).

first off, you will need to mount at least 2 10mm caseless explosive round sentry guns near the bikes....if that doesn't work...




you will need to install a self destructive device so when the bike starts up a 10 pound C4 charge under the seat will detonate. If you can't have the bike no one will.....muuuhahahha

best bike defense...eeevvveeerrrrr

[breakdirt916]

Or, get a couple of rottweilers and chain them to the same pole that your bike is chained to.

[dhuze]

I guess I'll answer your question. YES

Now enjoy your new one

[beet]

take an extension cord, cut off the end opposite the plug, strip about 2 feet of the plastic coating off, affix the exposed wire to the bottom of the bike cover, plug the other end into a socket, and wait.

Kinda like turning on a bug light before you go to bed.

You're almost guaranteed to find bodies in the morning.

a. you are not paranoid

b. there are only 2 solutions to your problem (besides these there IS nothing else).

first off, you will need to mount at least 2 10mm caseless explosive round sentry guns near the bikes....if that doesn't work...




you will need to install a self destructive device so when the bike starts up a 10 pound C4 charge under the seat will detonate. If you can't have the bike no one will.....muuuhahahha

I love this shit I got tears in my eyes again.

[JohnnyV]

Damn Beet you ARE this bored in the morning.... this thread is fucking 3 years old!!