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Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

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    Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for


    If you are like me you scan the want ads for amazing finds. That rare scoot for low $'s. Then you come across stuff like this. Bikes you feel sorry for and wish there were some rescue service to call. Much like an abused dog you wish someone would rescue it from these idiots.

    Extended swing arm DRZ???


    2013 Suzuki DRZ400SM (EXTENDED-CUSTOM)

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    Because everyone that's ever ridden a drz is terrified of flipping over backwards by accident...

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    Hill climb bike!

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    This doesn't quite fit the profile, but I feel bad for any bike with seven passengers on it



    This scammer has been posting nonstop lately... this other one has a sunroof, sweet!

    Suzuki GSXR 750 Has Sunroof and 4 cylinders Cylinder Motor

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Quote Originally Posted by ducatirdr View Post
    If you are like me you scan the want ads for amazing finds. That rare scoot for low $'s. Then you come across stuff like this. Bikes you feel sorry for and wish there were some rescue service to call. Much like an abused dog you wish someone would rescue it from these idiots.

    Extended swing arm DRZ???


    2013 Suzuki DRZ400SM (EXTENDED-CUSTOM)
    awesome! if anyone scoops this up, i still have swingarm decals available from my build.. .


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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    This is why I stay off Craigslist. I can't save them all.

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    I can't save them all...

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    Maybe I can save that one.

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    Ah. So that's how you fit a 160 rear on a DRZ. Good to know.

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Quote Originally Posted by nhbubba View Post
    Ah. So that's how you ruin a DRZ. Good to know.
    Fixed.

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    love my elongated bowl, never have to worry about your pecker touching the bowl when taking a dump

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    Also, chair height. Always chair height.

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Quote Originally Posted by jhawley View Post
    love my elongated bowl, never have to worry about your pecker touching the bowl when taking a dump
    Do you make it a habit to take dumps with a boner?

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    I don't but depending on what I click on Reddit could cause said boner.My mom's place was built in the 70s. I swear it has the smallest bowl ever.

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    I can confirm that is a real issue. One of the toilets at my dad's house from the 70's has touched my pecker more than once. No wood required. It's like dumping off in a coffee cup.

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    I hear you on junk-toilet-touch issues. Long bowl all the way.


    Moral of the story? A toilet is a toilet, be it long or short. DRZ = Toilet.

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    I hear you on junk-toilet-touch issues. Long bowl all the way.


    Moral of the story? A toilet is a toilet, be it long or short. DRZ = Toilet.
    Oh, now i get it.

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    Anyone need a gsxr motor? Gsxr 1000

    Looks well cared for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    DRZ = Toilet.

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Now KLX400's, them be HOT!

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    Re: Craigslist Bikes you feel sorry for

    Y'all are misplacing your sorrow...it shouldn't be directed towards the bike, it should be towards the imbecile owner who just made his bike look like someone no one in their right mind would buy...except YOU, for pennies on the dollar (LOL)


    Standard length swing arms and chains should be available pretty easy on eBay...

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    When you buy a turd like that there's no telling how deep the garbage runs. Sometimes it just isn't worth it. I've been down that road more than once unfortunately.

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    Do you make it a habit to take dumps with a boner?
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    I do at your mom's place
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    I hear you on junk-toilet-touch issues. Long bowl all the way.


    Moral of the story? A toilet is a toilet, be it long or short. DRZ = Toilet.
    The drz400sm is a far better bike than a sv650, vstrom 650, zrx1200r or cb750, promise.

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