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    funny, thought I'd share it


    this is a message that was posted to the Virago list today, it made me laugh so I thought I'd post it here

    I haven't heard any reference to muffler gears for years. I thought the ERA
    made them illegal. Are they making a comeback? When I was younger my bike
    had a set of full-race muffler gears. I could do 0 to 90 in six seconds with
    them installed and my gas mileage when to over 100 mpg (US measure). Some of
    the hair that blew off my head (I didn't wear a helmet) never grew back. Why
    I can show you pictures today to prove it. No shit. (And you can always tell
    when I am telling the truth when I add "no shit" to my comments.)

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    funny, thought I'd share it

    they musta been Kerker muffler gears

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    funny, thought I'd share it

    I got synthetic blinker wires...they're carbon-look too. I've got the phattest of all phat bikes!

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    funny, thought I'd share it

    the muffler gears work even better if they are painted to match the bike.
    :cool

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    I just bought a titanium kniffling pin with carbon fibre ganglehoops for my bike. It matches the magnesium snod-rod perfectly.

    no shit.

    Degsy

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    Yeah, but muffler gears won't give half the performance as ceramic muffler bearings!
    This way, you can vector them bad boys. Of course, you'll need an anti-intripolator valve to counter act the the torque roll!

    Forgot to say "No Shit!"



    [Edited on 5/30/02 by TLRMan]

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    funny, thought I'd share it

    If you wanna buy a POWER-BAND for that bike i got one ...

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    funny, thought I'd share it

    oh yea, well you what will get you going best....


    a FLUX-CAPACITOR!:o

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