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Oh S#!t!

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    Oh S#!t!

    I had my first Oh Shit moment in years today. Headed to lunch on my Duc. Cruising down Beech St. in Holyoke catching all the green lights. It's a main thru street... ONE WAY. As I approach an intersection Just lolling up to it, a woman takes a right on red STRAIGHT AT ME!

    There were cars parked to the corner, so She literally appeared out of nowhere, and I was so NOT expecting it. I got on the brakes hard, but I wasn't likely to stop in time with the closing speeds, so I looked right to see the car that was behind me was now next to me. The woman coming the wrong way was SMILING!

    I countersteered a bit on still on the brakes and the back end came right out super motard style and I eased off them shooting into the gap between lanes. By this time I was going slow and the woman pulled into an open parking space, so it wasn't that close, but that was a serious convergance of factors. Could have really wrecked someone's day...

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    Oh S#!t!

    the ignorance of some people is just amazing sometimes

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    Oh S#!t!

    it's a shame you had to hit a woman

    .... you DID hit her, right? preferably w/ an open palm or a pimpslap backhand?

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    Oh S#!t!

    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    it's a shame you had to hit a woman

    .... you DID hit her, right? preferably w/ an open palm or a pimpslap backhand?
    A closed fist punch to the throat usually give anyone something to think about for a while!

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    Oh heavens no... never punch a girl.... always use an open hand... backhand w/ your ring hand if ya must, but always w/ an open hand

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    nahh never ever hit a women..... just shake the shit outta em

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    Oh S#!t!

    Just to make things clear & appease all the feminists out there.... i've never hit a woman and never will..... at least, not out anger. I've SPANKED... but never hit

    With that said Paul, i'm glad you were able to avoid a potentially life threatening situation and make it outta there alright.... I'm glad you weren't hurt.

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    Originally posted by neuthunder
    nahh never ever hit a women..... just shake the shit outta em
    hahaha..i'd never hit a woman...but i'd shake the shit outta her!

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    Originally posted by OreoGaborio
    it's a shame you had to hit a woman

    .... you DID hit her, right? preferably w/ an open palm or a pimpslap backhand?

    Should have gotten off the bike and kicked her right in the JUNK!!! Dumb bitch!!!!

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    Originally posted by capt1014
    Should have gotten off the bike and kicked her right in the JUNK!!! Dumb bitch!!!!
    cunt punt?

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    Re: Oh S#!t!

    Originally posted by Paul_E_D
    but that was a serious convergance of factors. Could have really wrecked someone's day...
    I like that quote!!

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    Oh S#!t!

    i'm gona punch you in the overies....right in the baby-maker!!

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    Oh S#!t!

    Oh Shit!


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