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REVIEW of BikerBoyz

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    Review of biker boyz . . .
    By Uni-Killer A.K.A NeedABike

    My cousin from NJ brought over a imported DVD of Biker Boyz from Japan . .. . It was ok . . good story line if you can swallow it . . . Basically it starts out like this . . WARNING CONTAINS SPOILERS .. ..

    Starts out with a stunt scene during the cast . .. typical burn outs in circles and stuff . .. then it comes out to a motorcycle bar ? It looks like big ass beer bellied bikers (What a stereotype . . ) Then a person on a ?CBR? tries to jump from their motorcycle seat onto their seat (leap of fate?) but falls . . I laughed but the dude was going 5 mph and it looked funny (to me atleast) . Ö Well anyways Black Knights come out and they do this little military thing and put their helmets and side stands down at once and say YES SIR or something , then this other guy says black knights in town bow your ass down or what ever . . . and there is a Hayabusa it looks like which is smokeís bike. The Hayabusa seems to be not street legal and smoke is the ďKing of CaliĒ He carries around a crown which is his helmet and it has little sparkly 10 cent stickers on it . . .. He races this guy for 2 gís I think and the other guyís rear wheel blows or something and goes flying into the main characterís dad which is smokeís mechanic . .. Dude is smoked , so his son is pissed. He is what they call a prospector . . which Iím guessing is a non-racer spectator type of thing that has his hormones going and wants to fuck and become a matured racer and king of cali .. . Oh ya not to say . . The guy he was racing was wearing a dirt bike helmet . . and the mechanic wears a cowboy vest and hat . . and the race scene seems to look like a wild west ghost town . .. .. hmmm all thatís missing is horses and 6 shooters .. . Well back to the movie on the mechanicís funeral the black knights show up with smoke and they rev around the place helmetless Ö I think thatís kinda disrespectful but it seems as though they are doing some thing . . . . So far I can swallow the movie . . . seems believable so far except the helmet and crown thing . .. . seems like it belongs in Lord of the rings or something , cause a helmet is a helmet .. . . At the funeral tons of black knights are there . . it seems like smoke is the leader on his busa and going through the bikes I saw a couple of cruisers and gold wings and SV650ís . .. so it isnít just a sports bike movie . .. And the guy who played morpheus (Smoke) . . seemed to carry his costume into this movie . . . his in a black tranch coat again with sunglasses , but this time his got hair on his head . . . and oh wow . . a crown . . The main character (mechanicís son) seems to have a lil bro and sis . . . and his like 20 years old and plays video games with his mom (seems cool to me) . . Everything seems very west side in this movie . . .. the houses , the people , the weather everything , of course it is though , its in cali . Which makes so far it believable . . . Then the main character ..still donít know his name . . the mechanics son gets on his GSXR 1000 ? and rides off with his chrome shining and half face helmet (DANGEROUS) . Then another scene with a wheelie and burn out in circles . . . and 1 sports bike with wheelie bar parked vertically up in the background . . . OK I kinda getting unbelievable now . . . Theres a 3 wheelied motorcycle that did a burn out and the guy who drove it is a handicap dude with a bandana and looks like a cowboy to me . . . Not that his handicapped , but the whole way he dresses . . . and his in a wheel chair . . . . Well continuing Black Knights show up again at this race . . This time helmetless drunk guy vs a smart guy with a helmet on . . seems like its for his ďLidĒ AKA helmet and 500 bills . . . They burn out before the race while handicap bad ass with pirates eye and cigar and bling bling chains draws a starting line . . Helmetless drunk boy wins and main character mechanicís boy does a leap of fate and actually makes it . . . Now mechanicís boy calls smoke out for a race and starts dissing him and how he anít gonna kiss his ass like his dad did . . .. Smoke says get some colors ďRace team togetherĒ and then go race him . . . now mechanic boy , drunk helmetless racer , and new guy . . only way I can describe him is afroman . . they talk about how mechanic boyís riding was ďGangstaĒ and eat . . they talk and we figure out drunk man is actually mechanic boyís friend . . they run this scam to earn money everytime , saying someone wants to race you without helmet and drunk . . .then take their money. And basically afroman is saying its not gangsta and you guys may get caught and they need a third gangsta . . now they are gonna play allitle game of keep up to make sure afroman is the shit .. . one of the bikers put on metal shoe heals or what ever .. They do some shit I havnít ever seen with those shoe heals . .. they also do some stuff you can see at www.drivingtoendanger.com ..looks pretty phat .. Moving on mechanicís boy goes to a tattoo shop and it seems like his girl works there . Then he gets voted to start his own club and allowed on the set by smoke and his gang . . They call themselves bikerboyz and wear yellow and black leathers. Theres a bikini wash and Kid rock challenges smoke . . they race and I think it was Nitrous Oxide that made Smoke win . . . Well Thatís all Iím going to write cause Iím tired . .. if you wanna hear about the rest go see the movie , Itís a good movie and all but allitle unrealistic . . . . Fast and Furious on two wheels is all I can say . . . The good thing is that most likely you can go out to pep boys or autozone now and pick up wheelie bars , exhaust , dirt bike helmets , and all that stuff after this movie . . . . That is all PEACE .. ..



    P.S please excuse my writing , I was babling most of the time . . .

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    Thanks!!
    Now I know I REALLY don't have to go out and see it!!

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    REVIEW of BikerBoyz

    so i think the star rating sounds like suck out of 5, right?

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    It was good for entertainment .. . . . . But kinda unrealistic , I don't know anyone who wears a cowboy hat and rides a bike , or any group that is really gangsta or what ever like that . .. Bottom line , Watch it for entertainment

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    Thanks for the recap... only Hollywood could mess up something as simple as stunting and the sportbike crowd.. Now I have to out and get me a Cowboy hat.. and a fro..

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    Originally posted by plasticweld
    Thanks for the recap... only Hollywood could mess up something as simple as stunting and the sportbike crowd.. Now I have to out and get me a Cowboy hat.. and a fro..
    and... a wheelchair

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    Originally posted by plasticweld
    Thanks for the recap... only Hollywood could mess up something as simple as stunting and the sportbike crowd.. Now I have to out and get me a Cowboy hat.. and a fro..
    don't forget the gold teeth. Bling Bling

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    REVIEW of BikerBoyz

    Okay..... So back to a post a few months back, Let's make a NESR movie starting at stonnerstock, on a couple of back road rides, and the track...


    Then we can show the world what NESR is bout it bout it, bling bling G-Money Homie-Grip DAWG

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