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Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    But on a serious note, whats with the shorts this year? At least 75% of the people I see on bikes are wearing shorts. And not even counting the safety issue, how do you physically ride wearing shorts? I did it once and burned the fuck out of my legs.
    beginning of the season a whole new group of newb riders are out and riding/crashing/squiding. not much different then the start of any other season.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ilikenapalm View Post
    I got quite the chuckle out of that.


    But I agree with Nate! I see them all the time too! But, I thought it was just me thinking like this!


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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dawg View Post
    I don't know why it bugs me so much. But it does. Does this bug anyone else the same way it bugs me?
    Yes! Especially when I see the retards going down Rt 95 south in Providence in T-shirt/shorts with barely a helmet on. Saw this first hand one day where the guy in front is teaching the guy in the rear to pop his front passing me while I'm doing 85 in the cage. But the guy in front doesn't see that the guy in Rear has his F@cking handle bars cocked to one side as he's putting the wheel back down!

    I don't need to witness anyone else's life end because they are f@cking retards!


    Nate, I'm totally with you on this.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dawg View Post
    I don't know why it bugs me so much. But it does. Does this bug anyone else the same way it bugs me?
    yup...


    I also agree with Nemesis, even though the guy in shorts and his unzipped jkct with no gloves had me shakin my head today, I didn't flip-a-bitch and run him down.

    Sounds like you need to move to VT Nate Our posers actually go for real rides on twisty roads while wearing shorts and t-shirts!

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    I need to learn how to pose, but I don't care for large groups of people, can I pose by myself

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    the other day I had a "bens driveway pose" whilst I cleaned the bike. It was epic.

    Nate dawg, I hear you man. It is just funny, I just let it slide and call it "retardation" like so many other things people do these days. The guidos in no gear bug me some, but not as much as the ones who have a barely dressed hot girl on the back. There are only so many smokin hot chicks in this world, and that no-talent ass-clown is gonna scar one up!

    In other news, I was already considering it and this post put me over the edge, since I know you are street-bike-less at the moment, and I am about to be deployed to the PAC for a month or so, if you wanna borrow my CBR, it is all you homie. Lemme know if your interested, it still needs the mirrors put on. I figure it might help you survive the next month without ramming that giant beast of a truck of yours into a group of posers...

    Gimme a call tomorrow, we can talk turkey, and maybe motorbikes too.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    I live in RI and have never been on a bike without full gear on. Actually, come to think of it I have never ever taken my bike anyplace to pose (mostly because I have only had the bike for about 2 months). However, I do have to agree that there is an extraordinary amount of squids in RI. Just last weekend I was in my car on Rt 95S near the Pawtucket line doing about 70 in the middle lane when all of a sudden a guy in jeans, t-shirt and no helmet zooms by on a bike at about 95mph and decides to pop a wheelie in the high speed lane. I just couldn't believe the stupidity!

    Granted he obviously has some skill to pull that off, but that is just asking for trouble (and an early death sentence).

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Oh man Im such a squid. I wore no gloves, jacket OR helmet while I was posing last night. I did have my boots on though.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Oh man Im such a squid. I wore no gloves, jacket OR helmet while I was posing last night. I did have my boots on though.
    Richie, you are playing with fire man.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    I think you should clam up, Or start shooting them right off their chrome bikes, Or an Axe Handle like that walking tall movie (the original) not the remake. Take that Axe Handle and Start laying down the law in the streets of Providence.

    Rhode Island Needs a Hero and I think That Hero is you.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK SQUIRREL View Post
    Rhode Island Needs a Hero and I think That Hero is you.
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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BLACK SQUIRREL View Post
    I think you should clam up, Or start shooting them right off their chrome bikes, Or an Axe Handle like that walking tall movie (the original) not the remake. Take that Axe Handle and Start laying down the law in the streets of Providence.

    Rhode Island Needs a Hero and I think That Hero is you.

    There seems to be no other logical solution other than to show those bitch ass posers who's boss.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Nate Dawg View Post
    Most guys are wearing T shirts, shorts, goggles, and maybe some gay ass “Shocker” glove! (DB KROMS has a pair as a joke) and their helmet attached to the passenger seat.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    It was hotter when your chick was wearing them. Very dirty.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Oh man Im such a squid. I wore no gloves, jacket OR helmet while I was posing last night. I did have my boots on though.
    did the pants stay on?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    did the pants stay on?!?
    not after page 2

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    It was hotter when your chick was giving them. Very dirty.
    fixed.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by FirstDuc-1098 View Post
    did the pants stay on?!?
    What kind of stupid question was that. Hell no.

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    I will drive along and yell at stupid asses I see riding without gear on, IMO it gives sportbike riders the worst persona when others see them ripping down highways in shorts and a tee shirt throwing wheelies.

    On another note, went to a cookout memorial day weekend and another guy on a 600f4i shows up in shorts, SANDALS, tee-shirt. He's in the driveway revving the bike up acting like a tough guy, didn't go 20 minutes and he's asking me in front of groups of people why I won't race him on 290......

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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kb1ioq View Post
    He's in the driveway revving the bike up acting like a tough guy, didn't go 20 minutes and he's asking me in front of groups of people why I won't race him on 290......
    Why? Because the friggin pavement on 290 has bumps that will send a speeding 400-lb bike airborne, the econo-cars jockeying for lane position around the 18-wheelers will sideswipe you and not even notice, and the staties regularly cruise 290 like they get paid double for doing it. No thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KawiSmurf650 View Post
    Why? Because the friggin pavement on 290 has bumps that will send a speeding 400-lb bike airborne, the econo-cars jockeying for lane position around the 18-wheelers will sideswipe you and not even notice, and the staties regularly cruise 290 like they get paid double for doing it. No thanks.
    I told him if he wanted to run me, see him at a Tony's Track Day and we'll see who can rip it up...you guys don't even want to know what he said...







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    Re: Most RI bikers are POSERS!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by KawiSmurf650 View Post
    No thanks.
    Yah, but taking the same 12 turns at Loudon over and over is boring.

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    W o W

    This thread is gayer than the time I accidentally watched gay porn.
    I feel dirty.

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    Most bikers are POSERS

    Look at the fucking harley guys (and girls) any excuse for middle management to put on black leather and bandannas, I have a bigger issue with them than sport bike posers. they really give real riders a bad name. when you tell some one you ride a bike the auto group you into one of those groups and its not cool for guys who really ride, ride well, and ride safe.

    Brings me backto a leveled license system that will stop johny douche bag from buying a gsxr 1000 to do burnouts and post on. make him get an ex250 and work his way up and see how seriously he takes riding then, same applies to a 29,000 lb 1800cc harley for some 55 year old woman who could not navigate that bike around a pot hole if her life depended on it (and some day it will).

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    W o W

    This thread is gayer than the time I accidentally watched gay porn.
    I feel dirty.
    The girls never came! They never came!

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