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And WE'RE Squids???

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    And WE'RE Squids???


    I don't fargin' get it: A lot of Harley riders call us squids simply because of the fact that we ride 'rice rockets'. Doesn't matter what, just as long as they have a Japanese name on the tank....

    Yet how many times to you hear one of those loud, obnoxious pieces of shit go screaming by your home, office, etc., with those damn open pipes BLARING away? Or even when they're sitting in traffic. How many fuckin' times to I gotta hear how high they can rev their bikes before they hit the damn rev limiter?

    I think the funniest thing is their resolve to get around helmet laws, or not wear them at all. Ever notice the different head garb they'll wear, even in the coldest weather? Or rain? Anything but a helmet....

    When I left my home this morning at 6:00 AM, it was 25 degrees out. I followed one such idiot for the length of 393 & three exits down on 93. Helmet? Yeah, right!! He had a neoprene half-face and a leather bomber hat!

    Just thought I'd share that.....

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    And WE'RE Squids???

    How many fuckin' times to I gotta hear how high they can rev their bikes before they hit the damn rev limiter?
    Should not take that long to hit that 3500 RPM limit.

    It was fucking freezing this morning.

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    And WE'RE Squids???

    they wouldn't be squids, squids are soft & mushy and go splat, a frozen harley rider head wouldn't do that

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    And WE'RE Squids???

    Should not take that long to hit that 3500 RPM limit.
    Yeah, no shit, eh? But have you ever heard those cows bouncing off the rev limiter??

    Actually, USUALLY it's not THAT bad. But all they do is sit there and BRAP...BRAP....BRAP the damn throttle. They drive me fuckin' nuts AND they sound like shit!!

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    they wouldn't be squids, squids are soft & mushy and go splat, a frozen harley rider head wouldn't do that
    So should we call 'em frozen cow patties? Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaa!!!!

    (Christ!!! I'm sounding more and more like a local!!!)

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    And WE'RE Squids???

    Should not take that long to hit that 3500 RPM limit.
    Yeah, no shit, eh? But have you ever heard those cows bouncing off the rev limiter??

    Actually, USUALLY it's not THAT bad. But all they do is sit there and BRAP...BRAP....BRAP the damn throttle. They drive me fuckin' nuts AND they sound like shit!!
    Heh...I know another guy with a loud twin that's always bliping the gas at stop lights.

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    That's because he's being egged on by the guy on the other V-twin that you can barely hear!!

    Seriously, man. Do you think we could get away with running straight pipes?

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    That's because he's being egged on by the guy on the other V-twin that you can barely hear!!

    Seriously, man. Do you think we could get away with running straight pipes?
    Yeah, I remember why too...I was a nice guy and gave 'em up for someone that REALLY wanted 'em. HAHAHAHA...ya kak!!

    Yeah, I totally hear ya...I'm surprised I never got shit for bein' as loud as I was...and those weren't half as loud as alot of hardleys! Fuckers.

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