Super Swamp-Ass! I'm not alone or am I?

[Rclassic03]

So I have been getting some "Super Swamp Ass" (this isn't the normal sweaty balls, I'm talking soaked ass look!) from riding and its not like I'm out riding for 4 hours or anything just like a 30min ride will do it. Is this normal? (as gay as that question is I had to ask). And its not like I'm a fat ass that sweats of obesity (5'11" 175lbs).

I'm sure I'm not alone so what is everyone else do to combat this? I have already learned my lesson not to wear tan colored pants!

any tips would be appreciated!

[OreoGaborio]

oh fer Christ's sake.....






Anti Monkey Butt Powder

[JohnnyV]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZo0dQlAgD8

[MotoFreak]

anti-perspirant...hit that shit will the Old Spice...

[Rclassic03]

I figured my post would warrant some humorious comments. but nonthless I'm for real in my quest for a dry ride!

Anti-monkey butt, huh! similar stuff as goldbahms (sp) body powder?

thanks for the quick responses

[spicy]

seriously, dusting your nuts/crack/taint (nifkin, gooch, whatever you wanna call it) with gold bond powder will literally make you think you found jesus




Nut powder and Gold Bond - NASIOC


i always enjoy a box of chocolates or some flowers and a thank you letter, FYI




oh, and the yellow bottle or the green bottle are fine (if you're a beginner, use yellow)... FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BLUE BOTTLE

that stuff is literally nuclear junk-melting toxic in terms of making your nuts freeze off

[Rclassic03]

anti-perspirant...hit that shit will the Old Spice...

Haha, does this realy work?

[ThisBitch]

seriously, dusting your nuts/crack/taint (nifkin, gooch, whatever you wanna call it) with gold bond powder will literally make you think you found jesus




Nut powder and Gold Bond - NASIOC


i always enjoy a box of chocolates or some flowers and a thank you letter, FYI




oh, and the yellow bottle or the green bottle are fine (if you're a beginner, use yellow)... FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BLUE BOTTLE

that stuff is literally nuclear junk-melting toxic in terms of making your nuts freeze off

... Did you use the blue on Friday? Is that why you kept standing up to air your crotch out? ... or were you just showing me your ass?

[Rclassic03]

seriously, dusting your nuts/crack/taint (nifkin, gooch, whatever you wanna call it) with gold bond powder will literally make you think you found jesus




Nut powder and Gold Bond - NASIOC


i always enjoy a box of chocolates or some flowers and a thank you letter, FYI




oh, and the yellow bottle or the green bottle are fine (if you're a beginner, use yellow)... FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BLUE BOTTLE

that stuff is literally nuclear junk-melting toxic in terms of making your nuts freeze off

I have been using the yellow bottle since 2000. it was introduced to me at boot camp it is the shit! but that blue bottle is not for granular use I will attest to that!

[RandyO]

change your underwear

I wear these

[drop]

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[spicy]

seriously, don't knock GBP until you try it. the stuff is literally the only thing that enabled me to work last summer in it's entirety, full time at a NAPA regional distribution warehouse (which included twice a week stocking (lifting) 6000lbs worth of rotors and calipers onto shelves in 4 hours -- basically rotors weigh between 20-30lbs each, 2-3 per minute, nonstop for 4 hours) in 115-120* humid heat.

fuck that sucked.



but now i have Veronica.



and no, jackie, i didn't dust the fellas before the ride, which is precisely the reason that i had to stand up and air them out periodically.

[BCT748]

You want some really bad swass? Try riding my bike. Under tail exhaust and it feels like all the heat goes right through the front seat. The rear seems to stay pretty cool though, lucky whores.

[tom3040]

You want some really bad swass? Try riding my bike. Under tail exhaust and it feels like all the heat goes right through the front seat. The rear seems to stay pretty cool though, lucky Brian675.

Fixed

[MissTwisties]

but now i have Veronica.

I know hun...I can't live without you either...

[Omahastylin16]

even the green GBP can be a bit too cold if you use too much, so use a good bit of the yellow, a little bit of the green, but no blue!!

[Rclassic03]

change your underwear

I wear these

Yhea i'm gonna order pair see if it helps!

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Adult diapers! fantastic idea then I won't even have to stop to go to the bathroom. I hear bathrooms in vermont really stink!

shave you ass.

I really don't know what to say!

[jcbell1007]

GBP si where its at. I had a friend describe it as "the cool breathe of 1000 midgets".

that was one of the tricks I learned from FTX's. This is what saved my ass:

GBP, Babywipes, and going commando.

[KillBill]

anti-perspirant...hit that shit will the Old Spice...

Baby Powder FTMFW!

[catamount]

"It's like a 1,000 little gnomes with icy hands massaging your boys." - Author Unknown

Anyone who doesn't Bond their boys is seriously missing out on one of life's great experiences.

gold for gentle cooling
green for a minty fresh sensation
blue to experience a 1000 little gnomes with icy hands pounding the living daylights out of your boys

[schleppy]

Another vote for Gold Bond. It's magic, seriously.

[keeena]

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BLUE BOTTLE

that stuff is literally nuclear junk-melting toxic in terms of making your nuts freeze off

Hahaha, reminds me when my buddy was over my place and looking to do a little touch up. He didn't know not to use the blue... He ran home clutchin his crotch to take a shower. I nearly died laughing.

Here's another solution: BeadRider - Beaded Motorcycle Seats.

[lady flyin' low]

I know hun...I can't live without you either...

[OreoGaborio]

Speaking of putting stuff on your nuts... In college I had a really really bad quad injury (took a direct "spearing" from a soccer cleat) it put me on the sidelines for about a week with a serious contusion.

My first game back I got my quad ALLLLLLLLL Icey Hot-ed up.... well, as the game went on & my undies rode up the Icey Hot got on my sack.... I've never run so fast & so hard for 90 minutes in my life. It was like my balls were in a walk-in freezer filled with tobasco sauce. Weirdest sensation ever. I couldn't tell if I was in heaven or hell.... of course I was still drunk from the night before which made it even weirder.

[ssg]

Here's another solution: BeadRider - Beaded Motorcycle Seats.

they're all gonna laugh at you

But...I only know cause I got one on the KLR I think the seat on that thing is made by Owens-Corning.