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that's MISTER retard to you!

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    Angry that's MISTER retard to you!


    well, it's so warm out today that I decided to go for a rain ride (as long as it's not cold I don't mind the rain) All was well. THen I stopped by my friend's house to say hi, and being that I'm basically a 4 year old at heart, I decided to do a couple rolling burnouts for him (they're usually really easy for me on wet pavement). But for some reason (undoubtedly because I had an audience) this time the rear end just came flying out in a really sudden low-speed lowside Fortunately the bike just got a couple new scratches (they match the old ones ), the helmet also got a few complementing gouges and my jacket has a nice little hole over my watch... I walked away with a slightly cut up knee and enormously bruised ego (serves me right, I suppose)

    oh well, I guess I should be happy nothing got really damaged on the bike... or me... but still

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    that's MISTER retard to you!

    Two more words:

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    been there done that at the park years

    ago i was bing stupid hell wheelie time front end came up nice only thing tire broke loose went side ways front end still up started bouncing the frontend in a trashing way back & forth ended up letting go watched my bike slide down the road got a shit load of glass in my hand . bruised ego . and laughed at by the harley boys

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    Re: been there done that at the park years

    Are you sure you didnt hit your head?


    Originally posted by beet
    ago i was bing stupid hell wheelie time front end came up nice only thing tire broke loose went side ways front end still up started bouncing the frontend in a trashing way back & forth ended up letting go watched my bike slide down the road got a shit load of glass in my hand . bruised ego . and laughed at by the harley boys

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    nope was beer drinking that day

    told ya i was stupid

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    Re: nope was beer drinking that day

    Originally posted by beet
    told ya i was stupid


    NO WAY bett drinkin??????

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