The Triumph website boys are ridiculous.

[Jaynnus]

I motion we rededicate this thread to lawyer jokes.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, lawyers only screw us.

[Jaynnus]

Why have some cities outlawed lawyers from going to the beach?

Because the cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

[Jaynnus]

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

[Jaynnus]

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

[Jaynnus]

What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

[Sheppo]

and Jane's on a roll...

[TheIglu]

You know what the world needs?

A video bitching about getting kicked off a Triumph forum.

[gadget]

[idratherberidin]

Two attorneys were walking out of a bar and a beautiful young lady walks by. One attorney turns to his associate and comments "Boy, I would like to fuck her! The other attorney thinks for a second and said "Out of what"?

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

[KB]

What do lawyers and Kingcast 650R have in common?

They both suck.

KB

[Jaynnus]

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum sucker. The other is a fish.

[SSearchVT]

Heaven and Hell aren't at opposite ends of the universe - they're actually right next to each other and separated by a small fence. So, one night the boys in hell are having a party, things get a little out of control and they start throwing fire balls over the fence. Unfortunately one of the balls hits the fence and burns it down.

The next day The Devil and God meet and agree that the boys in hell will rebuild the fence, which they do. Unfortunately they build it 2 feet into heaven - making hell a little bigger.

The devil and God meet up again but start to argue. God want the fence moved, the devil thinks it's fine where it is.

God - Move the fence or I'm going to take you to court.
Devil - Go ahead. Where are you going to get a lawyer?

[SSearchVT]

Why don't sharks attack lawyers?


Professional courtesy...

[RyanNicholson]

A man is driving around and sees a lawyer walking down the street, and proceeds to hit him with his car. Proud of himself, he sees a priest walking down the road and offers him a ride. A little further down the road he sees another lawyer and starts to veer over to him but at the last second remembers the priest is in the car and swerves away. Right as he swerves he hears a loud thud and sees the lawyer laying in the road behind them. Freaked out he looks over at the priest who says "don't worry I got him with the door."

[zombie]

Once upon a time a lawyer bought a Triumph and bored everyone to fucking tears with his shitty ass story and by the way you can shove yer p.m. up your hole matey .
How's that for a punch line.
I crack myself up..
Jeez the older I get the crankier I've become and I kinda like it.

[KingCast 650R]

I LOVE watching 9 minute videos that have NOTHING to do with motorcycles!

As I said, others took the discussion away from the issue, accused me of being racist and all kinds of dumb shit so I post items that tend to disprove that.
Elsewhere I post all kinds of videos and items that have to do WITH MOTORCYCLES.
So there you go.

[butcher bergs]

Why was the other thread deleted?

[Jaynnus]

Why was the other thread deleted?

'twas deleted by the king himself.

[butcher bergs]

I love wasting keystrokes!

[crowspeed07]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_obaO46Bo

[G21forme]

[KingCast 650R]

Kingcast.
Unless you were born outside the US... STOP TYPING "MATE" AND "BLOKE"

Okay asshole, I have close friends from England so you know it's nothing new here, but your reaction is quite naff.

[KingCast 650R]

Why was the other thread deleted?

I deleted it because it was only a continuation of this thread......which went into personal shit outside of the forum. I get to read enough dumb-assed replies right here thank you

And as to lawyer jokes I probably have told more than any of you have, I really don't care for most lawyers because they hurt little people. In contrast I protect little people and some of you rail on me for that after you bring up Kelly Ayotte's bullshit attempt to shush down a clear cut issue of police abuse.

But hey if you're into that, you're into that, whatever.

The fun part is when I get told not to participate anymore and just sit back and let you call me a racist. No, I'm not a racist but I deal with them almost daily. It reminds me of some of the banter from some of you here
Have fun with this one, then and piss off, mate
YouTube - KingCast and Dave Chappelle invite (omg the N word!!!)mania to Boston Public Schools!

[Rossco]

Oh Joy! Another video!

[KingCast 650R]

Once upon a time a lawyer bought a Triumph and bored everyone to fucking tears with his shitty ass story and by the way you can shove yer p.m. up your hole matey .
How's that for a punch line.
I crack myself up..
Jeez the older I get the crankier I've become and I kinda like it.

And then once upon a time a Triumph service manager wrote the lawyer and told him that the company knew of improper heat treatments on the affected models.

And then once upon a time he fixed his Triumph and continued generally praise the marque (oh can I say that word, I mean brand.... I wasn't born in the UK).

And then once upon a time a number of people continued to read threads that they don't like just to complain..... and be bored!