Using your bike to get laid....

[Nate Dawg]

so I must be a triple threat
1. Good looking
2. "Well hung"
3. I ride a Triumph Speed Triple

now if I could only figure out how to hide that tan line around my ring finger

[Wishbone]

now if I could only figure out how to hide to tan line around my ring finger

I keep band-aids in my wallet for just such an occasion

You never noticed I always have one on my ring finger

[Nate Dawg]

maybe i should look into getting a flesh colored sharpie

[Jim]

damn, I have a yellow gixxer. i'm screwed!

[Currently]

i bet if you bought those pre-scraped knee pucks it might help the leather cause

You mean the ones that are belt-sanded ACROSS the knees?

[RyanNicholson]

You mean the ones that are belt-sanded ACROSS the knees?

they're the highest fashion in the squid market i hear....

[RandyO]

there are better places to get laid than on a bike, even the back seat of a cage is better

[a13x]

3. Ride a cool bike: You can't get laid when you ride a BMW. You have to have a nice fast motorcycle that looks good and dangerous. A good example is a Ducati 1098. It will practically get your neighboorhood laid.

Imagine what it's like when you tell em you WORK for Ducati... :

[chr|s sedition]

and saw a yellow kawi ninja and thought... u know how I know you're gay??? [/url]

Naw, we ride these.

[Wishbone]

Naw, we ride these.

No dude you ride these

[chr|s sedition]

No dude you ride these

Naw, I took the 06 model for a test ride and wasn't impressed. "It featured an all-new motor that hauls ass and a tuned-flex chassis that was right at home...All the...key components and an array of additional electronic goodies combine to form one of the most technologically advanced models ever...The handling and stability has improved considerably over the previous generation. Chassis feedback is good, offering great confidence, especially through the high-speed sections...however, the low bottom-end power output hampers the perfomance and holds it back...t feels down on power while trolling around town and if you keep the revs high the motor vibration becomes a distraction, so it requires downshift to tap into the meaty portion of the power..."It didn't feel like your wrist was connected to the rear [tire]."

I would, however, take one of these. To bad he rides for Suzuki.

[Honclfibr]

Naw, I took the 06 model for a test ride and wasn't impressed. "It featured an all-new motor that hauls ass and a tuned-flex chassis that was right at home...All the...key components and an array of additional electronic goodies combine to form one of the most technologically advanced models ever...The handling and stability has improved considerably over the previous generation. Chassis feedback is good, offering great confidence, especially through the high-speed sections...however, the low bottom-end power output hampers the perfomance and holds it back...t feels down on power while trolling around town and if you keep the revs high the motor vibration becomes a distraction, so it requires downshift to tap into the meaty portion of the power..."It didn't feel like your wrist was connected to the rear [tire]."

I would, however, take one of these. To bad he rides for Suzuki.

Dude, that's seriously old tech. Come on, we've made some major advancements in the last 40 years.

Oh wait, were you not talking about the guy on the left?

[Jaynnus]

So....what do girls use to get laid????

[Jim]

that's a great picture

[Kham]

So....what do girls use to get laid????

correction: what do older mature women do to get laid.

young girls don't need to do anything.

[Jim]

young girls don't need to do anything.

unless they're fat

[Currently]

correction: what do older mature women do to get laid.

young girls don't need to do anything.

Hooo boy! Do you have a lot to learn! *shaking my head*

[Kham]

Hooo boy! Do you have a lot to learn! *shaking my head*

who me?

[richw]

Don't read this it will damage you...

The real story

There is a biological imperative to expand the range of any species. If a group of animals inhabit 1 valley and it gets wiped out by disaster then they are gone Darwin. So it is imperative that a percentage of the population in couples decide to leave the current comforts and journey to the next valley etc. This works very well to preserve the species. The biota is not concerned if 999 of these end in death and failure only that the 1 succeed.

So here we are with all the valleys full up. The end result is the males taking up stances, attitudes, and activities like they were going to go to the next valley. A number of females are attracted to them so they would have gone to the next valley if there was one.

You will accomplish the get laid by a percentage of the females by appearing as a DNA spreader. This can be done by any activity rebellious to the status quo ie the valley you now occupy. This works best on very nubile ages of 14 to 19 years old, after that the nest here instinct becomes dominant.


"How you doin ?"
Want your DNA in another ecological niche ?


PSST

Only

Hi my name is _____________

I own a Corvette, Ferrari etc

actually is hardware gets you some

[knobby]

Don't read this it will damage you...

The real story

There is a biological imperative to expand the range of any species. If a group of animals inhabit 1 valley and it gets wiped out by disaster then they are gone Darwin. So it is imperative that a percentage of the population in couples decide to leave the current comforts and journey to the next valley etc. This works very well to preserve the species. The biota is not concerned if 999 of these end in death and failure only that the 1 succeed.

So here we are with all the valleys full up. The end result is the males taking up stances, attitudes, and activities like they were going to go to the next valley. A number of females are attracted to them so they would have gone to the next valley if there was one.

You will accomplish the get laid by a percentage of the females by appearing as a DNA spreader. This can be done by any activity rebellious to the status quo ie the valley you now occupy. This works best on very nubile ages of 14 to 19 years old, after that the nest here instinct becomes dominant.


"How you doin ?"
Want your DNA in another ecological niche ?


PSST

Only

Hi my name is _____________

I own a Corvette, Ferrari etc

actually is hardware gets you some

Ha!! +1

[jennay]

3. Ride a cool bike: You can't get laid when you ride a BMW. You have to have a nice fast motorcycle that looks good and dangerous. A good example is a Ducati 1098. It will practically get your neighboorhood laid.

9. Approaching women on forums: Women on forums who ride motorcycles raise a red flag. The only women who ride motorcycles are the ones who are demented or really not all there. But you can still get a piece of the action. They frequent forums, so they know the personalities. So try to help other members, try to help them with everything, and make sure you still put up a bad front. This will get them thinking that you are sensitive but yet tough.

The guy who wrote this doesn't know much about women, so I guess I shouldn't be too insulted that he thinks I'm a nutcase with a dorky bike. : P

[wookie]

The guy who wrote this doesn't know much about women, so I guess I shouldn't be too insulted that he thinks I'm a nutcase with a dorky bike. : P

We'll your just going to have to prove him wrong. I'd start with #8.

[Doc]

The guy who wrote this doesn't know much about women, so I guess I shouldn't be too insulted that he thinks I'm a nutcase with a dorky bike. : P

I didn't write it... just copied and pasted.

I don't think you have a Dorky bike.

[mzdagrl]

What does that make me then? A dorky nutcase with a moderately tolerable bike?

Good thing us girls have to worry about this. Those are way too many rules to keep straight.

[Steve]

9. Approaching women on forums: Women on forums who ride motorcycles raise a red flag. The only women who ride motorcycles are the ones who are demented or really not all there. But you can still get a piece of the action. They frequent forums, so they know the personalities. So try to help other members, try to help them with everything, and make sure you still put up a bad front. This will get them thinking that you are sensitive but yet tough.

2. Choose a cool name: Don't pick a username based on a lame first bike you first rode or are riding. Instead use a name that evokes sensation and action.

1. ... ALL women "are demented or not really all there". At least the ones who ride won't hassle you as much for riding.

2. I shall now be referred to as "the artist formerly known as Steve".
Alternatively you may refer to me by this symbol: