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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by catamount View Post
    I'm still wondering how an R1 is any "edgier" than a GSXR-1000.
    Ride one and you'll find out

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by kb1 View Post
    Ride one and you'll find out
    Apparently you have not owned both....

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Garandman View Post
    Sorry but:

    BMW airheads trump other bikes, if you like college-educated women, anyway.

    Sailboat trumps any motorcycle

    Labrador Retriever trumps any sailboat.
    Did I do it wrong...I dumped the sailboat guy because it was so fucking boring...an hour to get out of the harbor...and then you still go slow!

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Did I do it wrong...I dumped the sailboat guy because it was so fucking boring...an hour to get out of the harbor...and then you still go slow!
    Yes - boring boats are bboring and many weekend sailors are slightly above helpless.

    Owning a sailboat probably tripled the number of dates I had. When I met my wife, we were sailing Viper 640's.



    Our family boat is a Melges 24. This one isn't ours, but you get the idea.


    Boring not found. That said, my wife remembers the first time she met my dog, but not me.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    i work on boats, and therefore hate them all. as far as using something to get laid...if you're using a boat or a bike or anyTHING at all, you're doing it wrong.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Is it just me or does sailing just OOZE WASPy douchery?

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    Is it just me or does sailing just OOZE WASPy douchery?
    it does. this is not to say dana is a waspy douche. but i have the displeasure of working in the industry, and i can smell a from a mile away. more often than not, i'm amazed these turds can navigate the ocean, but can't make a point without trying to let you know how awesome they are. or make a point at all.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    it does. this is not to say dana is a waspy douche. but i have the displeasure of working in the industry, and i can smell a from a mile away. more often than not, i'm amazed these turds can navigate the ocean, but can't make a point without trying to let you know how awesome they are. or make a point at all.
    +1

    Worked in the Marine industry for a long time myself. Besides, you can't be from Dartmouth or Fairy-haven without meeting lots of boat people.

    BTW Chip, have you been to Fathoms on the Bridge. Holy awesome bar!

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    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    not yet...it's good?

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Chippertheripper View Post
    not yet...it's good?
    Never saw anything like it...guy paid >$100k just for the bar top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    that's outrageous. what's it made of? and is the joint owned by marty neimic? and if so you know that cat?

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    I've known Marty for oh...'bout 30 years, he does not own it. I'll think of his name..he owns a bunch of scallop boats...the Fathom is just something for him to do. The dough he put into that joint is unreal.

    Good place though to stop in for a beer....the bartenders are not hard to look at either

    The bar was made in Canada I think, it is layer upon layer of glass with cool colors floating in it. It is not exactly flat either lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    PKism: you don't count, you're just a guy with indoor plumbing

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    ahhh, i just saw sister operation to fleet fisheries...lars's place then. yup, dude's LOADED.

    i'll have to check it out.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by duganc1717 View Post
    Apparently you have not owned both....

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    That's the guy.

    You know Harry, used to work at Marty's?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5TOEZ View Post
    #5 Hangout w/Jaynnus................
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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    no ma'am.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    .... You forgot:

    Marry a woman who loves/rides motorcycles... all above points now proven to be moot.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    Is it just me or does sailing just OOZE WASPy douchery?
    YouTube - ‪Spaulding get your foot off the boat!‬‏

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Speaking from experience; A bike and a hotel room on the boardwalk of Hampton Beach will get you laid.
    Of course, if you're on Hampton Beach and NEED a bike and a hotel room to get laid, there's something wrong with you. lol XD

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    3. Ride a cool bike: You can't get laid when you ride a BMW. You have to have a nice fast motorcycle that looks good and dangerous. A good example is a Ducati 1098. It will practically get your neighboorhood laid.


    my bmw works just fine.


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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by drop View Post


    my bmw works just fine.

    It's not the bike. You a cooooool muthafucka.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    This thread reminds me of this months Cosmopolitan magazine. Here we have a guy telling us what a women wants. In Cosmopolitan we have women writng articles titled "88 Things That Turn A Man On". First off, there is not 88 things, its only three. And they involve her younger sister, her best friend, and machinery. Trying to figure what women want is impossible. Witness some mint Pro-Stock chick with the scumbag of life boyfriends.

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    Re: Using your bike to get laid....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jaynnus View Post
    Did I do it wrong...I dumped the sailboat guy because it was so fucking boring...an hour to get out of the harbor...and then you still go slow!
    Well, it can be slow and boring, but if you do it right and on the right boat it's fast, wet, and crazy. I grew up racing sailboats quite a but

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    Is it just me or does sailing just OOZE WASPy douchery?
    Well, those of you who have met me know that I don't fit that profile

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuvDog View Post
    Well, those of you who have met me know that I don't fit that profile
    And I don't mean to imply that you are, but if we met at a bar and your biggest claim to fame was having / racing a sail boat, you're not getting knuckle deep in this chum bucket anytime soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    Dave, it kinda looks like she's trying to pry your hand off her?

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