Using your bike to get laid....

[Currently]

Sooo..let me get this straight,...the twist of the right wrist is directly proportional to the height of the front wheel,......on any bike but a Gixxer,....and the height and duration of the loft is directly proportional to.....the size of your erection?,........the frequency of the wheelies is then exponentially related to the frequency of intercourse???....unless, of course, you ride a cruiser, ....in which case the size of your erection is directly proportional to the amount of chrome on your bike (in square cm's, square inches if HD)) divided by the length of your beard (in mm)?

Good, thing I'm already (happily) married......
Greg (= Greg, my name)

Ya forgot one!

The size of your penis is inversely proportional to the loudness of your straightpipes.

If everyone within a quarter mile radius has to stop talking to wait till you are out of earshot to begin speaking again ... hey, that is a lot of power there!

Bet you could raise hunnert pound bags of composted manure with yer pecker!

Ya don't need a crane to lift it in this case! ;D

[R7]

I'd like to use my R1 to get laid, but how the fuck my gonna get a crain inside the house to lift the bike in the bed?

[Brian675]

Hilarious thread

[a13x]

Tell you what won't get you laid, doing wheelies up and down Lansdowne Street on a bicycle. Trust me, I know.

Did get to see some nice ta-ta's a bunch thou!

But yea, bicycle = anti-pussy.
Beer = young girl panty dropper

[Jayspeed]

I usually tell the skanky bitches if they can hang on with out falling off, they will get laid.

[Jim]

[WordTooYoMamma]

Step one. Find friend that looks like moron while riding his (Bike other then GSXR).
Step two. Position yourself and your GSXR behind friend.
Step three. Prepare for wave after wave of women.

Much simpler then the original steps....Obviously the creator was just hating...

[Jim]

bump friday

[Jaynnus]

Win!

[DB Duramax]

6. Don't ride a GSXR: Suzuki GSXR's are the toyota camrys of sportbikes. Women do not want a guy who has the same taste as everyone else in the block. You have to pick an edgy motorcycle like a triumph speed triple, ducati monster, ducati 1098, yamaha r1. Something that is exciting to look at and not something that everyone else has.

HAHHAHAA!! True story!!

[catamount]

I'm still wondering how an R1 is any "edgier" than a GSXR-1000.

[nt650hawk]

Busa gets you banged.

[DB Duramax]

If Busa's get you banged, then I wonder what a Buell would do?

[scottieducati]

A Buell will get you women as Busted as they are.

[DuncanMoto]

If Busa's get you banged, then I wonder what a Buell would do?

Hanged

[DB Duramax]

A Buell will get you women as Busted as they are.

Hanged

HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

[nt650hawk]

R1 = the lonely one
Hawk = Hung

[TheIglu]

ZRX for teh sects!

[csmutty]

I know what doesn't work...

[ThisBitch]

I love BF

[fineout]

3. Ride a cool bike: You can't get laid when you ride a BMW. You have to have a nice fast motorcycle that looks good and dangerous. A good example is a Ducati 1098. It will practically get your neighboorhood laid.

im out, while its not a BMW, my versys is far from "cool"

[duganc1717]

The kind of broken bitches I like can't spell Ducati, Triumph, Yamaha and forget about Kawasaki....
But they can all spell GSXR!

[smkn-1]

GSXR CAN IMPROVE ON PERFECTION

[Garandman]

Sorry but:

BMW airheads trump other bikes, if you like college-educated women, anyway.

Sailboat trumps any motorcycle

Labrador Retriever trumps any sailboat.

[toocrazy2yoo]

So simple! Educated, professional, bored-with-the-white-collar-sensitive-Alan-Alda weenie office guys-type chicks seem to like bikes and the bad boys that ride them. Back in DC, the wimminfolk ran the legal/political/lobbyist offices. American Turkey Foundation, Democrat Leadership Committee, Jewish American Congress, American Coal Foundation, American Petroleum, Save the Whales, N.O.W., Planned Parenthood, GreenPeace, Defenders of Wildlife, National Abortion Rights League (NARAL), CATO, Brookings Institute, whatever. WOMEN run these joints. These were just a few of the lobbies/orgs I used to haunt in the PBX trade in Washington, DC. MAJOR target-rich environment. As their phone guy, I used to have a different womanfolk on every poker run, two-up ride and group-grope rally there was for over twenty-three or twenty-five years around D.C. from 1985-2009. On a 1985 Honda Nighthawk "S" 700.

They heard "bike", "Blue Ridge Mountains", Skyline Drive, Woodstock, Virginia and they went into instant juicy mode. Why? Bored. So? It was the Washington D.C. chickie bounty. But up here on the North Shore? Same-same, but not phones, just I.T.. And I got a far better bike with the C-14, way more dough to go play than I did back then and the women are even MORE bored with the simpering, metrosexual, femm-men than they were waaaaaay back then.

Was it the bike? Mostly. They got an instant bad-girl character re-write running around weekends on the back of a bum's bike. They had fun, they fugged (and still do) like bunnies, and I'll give credit to the bike. Why? Because even though I'm ugly, I mean well. But I ain't a pretty man, sure as Hell. For some fuckin' reason, they trust me. But mostly, Doc? These gals be bored. Bike gets the cred.