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so wheelies are scary..

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    so wheelies are scary..


    so last night i was ripping through downtown boston to get some air and relax after a long ass weekend... so i came around this corner near Quincy Market and some dumb bitch decided to run across teh street in front of me, so i went to blip the throttle a few times to give her a scare... well for some reason i forgot how damn torquey 1st gear is and the damn thing stood right up. i got the most incredible view of my dashboard and instrument cluster i have ever seen and cruised for all of 10 feet before i hit a bump and it like forced it down somehow. it was weird, scary and i think that lady needed to change her drawers as well... suits her well for running in front of a biike!!!! It sounded FOCKING COOL though with the echo's or reverb off all the big buildings.

    i got a lotta cheers for it too.. the onlookers were like.. cheering and asking for more... but i was so shocked with my poop filled pants that i just got outta there quickly.

    ok, just wanted to share.

    go on about your business.



    p.s. what is it about the twin that drives dogs so nuts. everytime i go by one, they go crazy after the bike... add a throttle rip and this one liitle shit even tried to chase me while he was taking a dump on the sidewalk...
    oh the look of a dog that wants to chase but is in the middle of pooing... what to do, what to do... how about no decision and try to do both. bwaaahahaha. i think you had to be there.

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    so wheelies are scary..

    bwahahahahahhahahaha

    thats about the funniest 'shit' i've read all day

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    so wheelies are scary..

    Nice...that is pretty funny. Glad you were able to ride away without dumping the bike. Sorry about the soiled undies....

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    so wheelies are scary..

    what ya gotta do for the dog is blip the kill switch and shoot a nice backfire... should make him shit n run all at the same time.. with the benefit of giving the old bag a heart attack at the same time.... although it may be hazardous to your valves.. doh

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    so wheelies are scary..

    *this* from a guy with a fucking TRIPLE?

    please...

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    Lightbulb so wheelies are scary..

    You are sure now that the onlookers were cheering right!!

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    so wheelies are scary..

    nope. coulda been laughing. but they were looking and making noise.

    why? were you one of them? I did see someone like falling over laughing at the moron on the red bike.

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    Talking so wheelies are scary..

    Yesterday I almost fookin lost it, some dude in an old ass muscle car pulled along side of me and romped on it a couple of times, so me being in 3rd down shifted into 2nd or so I thought really went into 1st, next thing I was at a 75* angle dropped it and took off.... Needless I was a little afterwards but he thought I did it on purpose and gave mad respect, dum fooker

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    so wheelies are scary..

    Sevens glad you where able to keep the rubber side down.

    So did you hurry home and change your undies????

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    so wheelies are scary..

    Glad your OK that means I can ......
    Bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahaha! Get vertical man!

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    so wheelies are scary..

    Originally posted by SEVENSGT
    Yesterday I almost fookin lost it, some dude in an old ass muscle car pulled along side of me and romped on it a couple of times, so me being in 3rd down shifted into 2nd or so I thought really went into 1st, next thing I was at a 75* angle dropped it and took off....
    OK, now go home and change your Huggies

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