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My Wife's Better Than Yours...

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    Tee hee...yip, my wife is the fuckin' BALLZ!!! (I'll give ya the short story first) Basically, I've just received as gifts from my wife an undertail AND hugger from Extreme Graphic FSMD!!! http://www.extremegraphicfsmd.com

    (Now for the longer version) As many of you know, my holidays don't exactly coincide with most of you that celebrate Christmas, Easter, Lent, Ash Wednesday, etc. As Adam Sandler put it, "...instead of one day of presents, we get eight craaaazy nights..." That's right, for the past 6 nights (and these next two nights), Tovah & I have been lighting candles on the Chanukiah Menorah in celebration of Chanukah. (Just for the record, my wife and step daughter Kelsey (who refers to JC as 'Frankestein'-hee hee!!!) are Catholic, which makes this that much more special)...

    Now, you see, what makes this year stand out more than the others is that for the past few years, the holiday seasons were spread kinda thin due to the fact that my wife was pursuing her degree as a full-time student, and taking time off to give birth to our daughter, and only workin' part-time if that. So for those years we agreed that we'd only worry about the kids, and wouldn't spend any money on each other for the holidays...

    Now that she's got her degree and working a decent full-time job, I knew that this year was gonna be different. But I had nooooo idea it would be THIS different!!! I have on my computer a folder with all the shit I wanna get for the Tiller. Unbeknownst (is that even a word???) to me, she went over the list, and decided that ANYTHING she got me for my bike would make me flip my poopie...

    A coupla nights ago, she presents me with the hugger I wanted to get, painted to match my bike. Totally fuckin' awesome, I thought. That was wunna the best gifts I've ever received. Then again, how can you lose if you buy something for your man's bike, right? Then last night, she presents me with the undertail I wanted, also painted to match my bike!!!

    The items are of top-notch quality, and the finish on them is absolutely outstanding. JC's making plans to come up one weekend soon to give me a hand installing them, and we'll be documenting the entire procedure so we can post a step-by-step installation process w/ photos...

    Oh, and JC's a total DAWG!!! Fucker's known about this for the past month or so!!!

    Thanks Cheryl, you're the best!!!

    [Edited on 12/15/01 by Stoneman]

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    Hey, thanks Mick! While I had an idea she had gotten me something for the bike, I had NO idea she had gotten me both pieces...

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    Hey a lucky guy,, and smart enough to know it

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    So steve what are you going to do with that raffel ticket you won't be needing anymore, since you already got 2 aprillas now.
    --sean--
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    Jay, did she let you put the bike in the house yet? You can't work on it in the cold garage ya know It should look pretty kewl!! for a suzuki anyways

    Being single, i had to treat myself to my own Xmas gifts, a new Arai RX7-RR4 Haga helmet:cool and the replacement Akrapovic parts to complete the R7 project

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    Well TOP This ....

    Debbie got me a 2002 ( Silver ) MILLE RSV for Christmas Today..

    WHAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Ya just can't let me revel in my moment, eh Steve?

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    Jay, did she let you put the bike in the house yet? You can't work on it in the cold garage ya know
    I'VE decided NOT to bring it in. With the way this winter's been, I want it more accesible for riding. Plus, I've got a ton of shit I wanna do to it this winter and it's a lot easier to get it done out there where all my tools are...

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    Hey R7 now that you bought yourself a new helmet do you think you could splurge and get some leathers that match ...

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    Congrats everyone on there presents Gadgett isn't getting any goodies for his bike but, can't hold it against me I did clean it for him ... does that count ?????

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    Congrats everyone on there presents Gadgett isn't getting any goodies for his bike but, can't hold it against me I did clean it for him ... does that count ?????
    Depends. What were you wearing when you were cleaning it?

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    No new leathers for me yet, maybe by spring i'll get some new ones. Mine are still functional and i can always put the rain gear on over them if i'm worried about matching:cool I found a nice set of Haga replica leathers, they were pretty kewl but big money.

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    Ok now the big question.................... was it ]A) What I was wearing or B) What I wasn't wearing hummmmmmm tough question

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    Ok well check this link and it should help give those with the questions an idea of what was worn the last time I had my pipe... uh I mean bike cleaned for me.....


    http://www.imagestation.com/album/?id=4292189475

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    WOOOOH where the hell did those pics come from!!!!!! good editing I guess ...... weighing in at 250 those pics did wonders for me .... Thanks Sweetie maybe I will get you some bike goodies after all .....

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    Hummm I have a request next time you edit can I have a bigger chest ?????

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    Just curious is "anonymous" a guy or girl cause if you where a girl I need to be keeping gadget offline so my number dont' get handed out

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    Ok back to stoner so since she was really nice to you I think there should be a bike for her under the tree as well that is HERS only

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    Ok back to stoner so since she was really nice to you I think there should be a bike for her under the tree as well that is HERS only
    Ewwwww....obviously, I've gotta make sure you and Cheryl NEVER get a chance to hang.

    If we get her her own bike, A) You're implying that I DON'T race hers on the weekends, or B) I don't get the Tiller a stable-mate...

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    WOOOOH where the hell did those pics come from!!!!!! good editing I guess ...... weighing in at 250 those pics did wonders for me .... Thanks Sweetie maybe I will get you some bike goodies after all .....
    Doesn't get much better than seeing a great look gal on a good looking bike.. I was a little hesitant when I saw the 250 but being the pig I am I went and looked anyway..Nice surprise

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    Yes jay it would be herrssssssss no play toy for you on the weekend and my feelings are hurt about I can't hang with Cheryl no more I didn't put them there......

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    Gadget- I haven't been so good this year and really am not looking forward to getting many, if any, presents.

    So thank you. Yes, THANK YOU, for the pictures of your lovely girl, I consider them a gift... one which has been added to my "spank bank" for future use...

    Just kidding... hey Jenn... any sisters?

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    TRUST me the pleasure was and is all MINE...

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    [Edited on 12/18/01 by theothersean]

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