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Was It Wunna You Assholes?

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    Dipshit on 93 in Bow, NH heading south on a P.O.S. TT600, much like the one Darrell just sold. Weaving in & out of traffic like a total fuck. Forced me to scrub almost 20MPH in the Soob with my 5 year old daughter in the back. Then I watched him (you?) take on a coupla delivery trucks...

    If you're reading this, you're a total fuckin' loser. Next time you decide to ride like an asshat, consider the drivers & passengers around you, innocently making their way to work, preschool, carpool, etc., and the danger you're putting THEM in by riding like that...

    If you lost wunna the battles with wunna those trucks, I woulda stopped only to inform the LEO's that you got what you deserved. I hope you lose your license you piece of total shit...

    BTW-If I see you again, Mr. NH Tags '-RR-', riding like that, I'll call it in you fuck...

    I have a sneaking suspicion you're registered on this board. Again, you're a total fuck...

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    it was me and I am sorry. I had a tupperware party to get to.

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    Re: Was It Wunna You Assholes?

    Originally posted by Stoneman
    ...Mr. NH Tags '-RR-'...



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    Seriously. I'm no angel, far from it. But this punk was an idiot. I probably wouldn'ta gotten so pissed if I didn't have Tovah with me. I remember seeing him approaching fast in my rearview. I use the cruise control so I was holding steady. Then I remember wondering where the fuck he was gonna go as at that time, 93 was pretty heavily travelled and there were cages & turcks all around me. Then the fucktard just decided he was gonna go where ever the fuck he wanted to squeeze in, setting off a long line of hard breaking vehicles of all sorts...

    I was seriously *THIS* close to calling the forces with his '-RR-' New Hampshire tags...

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    And you could tell he was most likely an FNG. Only had a helmet & jacket on, and they were WAY shiney & bling...

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    FNG?

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    FNG = F'n New Guy

    Haven't you ever seen Forrest Gump?

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    Originally posted by bump909
    FNG?
    FNG= Fucking New Guy

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    Originally posted by 97BladeRider
    FNG = F'n New Guy

    Haven't you ever seen Forrest Gump?
    Or been in the military?

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    Strange, don't think I've ever seen another yellow TT around these parts before. They're pretty uncommon.

    Definitely wasn't the one I sold though, kid live way up in central Maine and wasn't the squidly sort at all.

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    Jay ... I would not of thought any worse of you if you would
    of called it in.

    I have called in cars doing the same thing ... why would I not report a bike ... plus you had the most important reason in the world to do so sitting in your vehicle ... Tovah !

    You had the plate number and even if they can't catch him at that point in time, in the future it will avoid him from getting away with a warning and they will slap every charge they can to teach him a lesson.

    For those of you who are calling me an asshat in your minds right now ... I believe I earned the right to take that stance.

    You see, when I was a young immortal know-it-all, I killed my best friend in a car accident. It still hits me like a ton of bricks when I flash back to that day.

    I was not speeding, I was not drunk or high ... just came on a stop sign that I did not know was there. Shit happens and it happens quickly. We were very lucky that it was not worse, the car was full of kids.

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    I am in agreement with you.

    Sorry to hear about your tragedy.

    I lost a girlfriend in a car accident, she was driving, poor road conditions, we wrecked and I was able to walk away. She wasn't so lucky, even though I tried all my medic tricks she didn't make it.


    Be careful out there.

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    You should of called it in, a bike hits a car like a god damn missile creating massive damage in a centralized location. If its on the doors (most vulnerable) the passengers stand no chance. I dont have any kids, but I can only imagine how pissed you must have been. You'd report a cage for wreckless shit like this right? Why not report some ass on a bike who is likely to kill himself/someone else, AND makes us all (the sport bike community) look bad?

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    your in new hampster, were you out of ammo or something?

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    Originally posted by somestrangeguy
    your in new hampster, were you out of ammo or something?

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    i'm in total agreement with the original post. when it comes to having a kid in the car, strangling someone seems pretty justified if they are putting your family in danger. it gets your blood boiling like nothing else.

    returning to the hospital with my then-1-week-old baby, an asshole in a jeep ran a red light and almost t-boned us at like 35mph on a city street. i was ready to beat the guy with a baseball bat to a bloody mess. it actually took me a week to get over that feeling.

    but as bad as a bike speeding and driving like a complete moron, it's nowhere near the out-of-control FUCKING 18 WHEELERS on the roads in some states. MA is not that bad, but try PA or OH. one guy tried - no shit - to run me, my wife and four month old off the road IN THE LEFT LANE (note: 18 wheelers cannot stay in the left lane except to pass). i called the PA state police but did not see anything done to the guy in the next 20 miles.

    again, baseball bat.

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    I admit I was an asshole yesterday, but not the one Jay is looking for


    I lane split about 30 cages to make my way to a right and turn, just as I was getting to the beginning of the real right turn lane, a cage turned into the lane and i sideswiped him with my XV

    its the second time I've had a collision while lane splitting

    no damage to my bike, I didn't even get any bruises or burns on my leg that got sandwitched between his front fender and my hot engine

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    Couldn't agree more with you guys. Lost my girlfriend back in 02' to a driver completely oblivious to his surroundings. Fortunate for him he wasn't drunk but his stupidity still killed my girl. Ever since then I've been very much against bad, "irresponsible" drivers, bike or car, doesn't matter. I see my roommate being stupid in his car at times and it drives me nutts. He's getting better now that we're getting older, but I still get all over his case when Im in the car.

    Report them so they don't end up killing someone else. Kudos to those that do report the ones that need to be reported.

    Oh, and 93 is no place to be a dumbass…

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    i want to apologize to everyone for obsenly bad behavior. every once in a while i ride like a douche and i apologize Jay if i cut you off or caused you to make an evasive manuver. i really wasnt in a hurry and you actually caught me on a "good" day... i was wearing a jacket. was i wearing shorts... i dont remember. you see... i was drunk. but i DO know that it WAS me. im sorry








































    next time get the fuck out of the way

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    I love the irreverency of this board!

    No way in hell one is allow to take themselves too seriously!

    Kinda makes me wonder why there is even ice on the lakes in NH during the winter ...

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    I just read "Was It Wunna You Assholes?" and figured it was me because everybody knows I'm an Asshole

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    true story

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    I've got a buddy with a Mass State Trooper brother. He said the cops just laugh whenever somebody calls in and 'reports' a driver.

    "We have bigger fish to fry," he told me.

    I'm not certifying the validity, only repeating what I was told.

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    Re: RE

    Originally posted by Jingo_Maze
    I've got a buddy with a Mass State Trooper brother. He said the cops just laugh whenever somebody calls in and 'reports' a driver.

    "We have bigger fish to fry," he told me.

    I'm not certifying the validity, only repeating what I was told.

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    Thats odd, the only time I see MSP out, is when they are sitting shooting radar on the highway.

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    Re: RE

    Originally posted by Jingo_Maze
    I've got a buddy with a Mass State Trooper brother. He said the cops just laugh whenever somebody calls in and 'reports' a driver.
    Yeah, it's basically the equivalent of pushing the CLOSE DOOR button in an elevator. It doesn't really do anything, but it makes whomever pushed the button feel better and the end result is always a closed door.

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