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Jesus (no not that one)

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    Jesus (no not that one)

    This one.


    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Found this on the wera board, I dont get it, but I recognize it.



    EDIT: Apparently our buddy was DQed at Jersey for running a 750 engine in a 600 class.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers View Post
    that's fuckin funny

    i'm terrified of our jesus friend bumping up....
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    Why do they keep allowing him to come back?
    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    Im pretty sure hes back to AM little buddy. Good luck.
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    money
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    From what I'm reading it sounds like this was intentional???
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    Running a 750 engine in a 600 frame/class?


    Im guessing it wasnt an accident.
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    I was just wondering what his explanation was???
    Did he really think he could win a race and get away with it?
    Or is he really just dumb and thought he was putting in a 600 engine?
    Quote Originally Posted by ceo and a bunch of numbers View Post
    Well it's the same bike, so he's done it at Loudon and gotten away with it...

    Cheating is bad enough, not to mention that he wouldn't even own up to it and ran away, but add that to his dangerous riding, hurting other people and taking them out, sketchy stuff that's gone on in the pits, shitty overall attitude and 'fuck-you-ness' about it, etc... This guy should be fucking banned. End of story.
    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    1. No hablo ingleis
    2. Sure, whos gonna pay to tear down the engine. Apparently the serial number on the engine was ground off and covered over. He never actualyl went to tech according to the thread on the wera board, just up and left when told to go to tech.
    3. No hablo inglies.
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    This your bike?
    "Yes, this is my suzuki GSXR race bike. I bought and built it myself"

    Did you know it's not legal and why are there no serial numbers on it?
    "Whah happing? No hablo?"
    I say we go have a little chat with our Latin friend the next time he shows up. Whatever happened to all the Novice hazing anyway? This guy needs to have his bike put in the showers and his leathers hung from the tower. Right before his first race.... Maybe flatten his tires, Piss in his gas... :

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    "nobody fucks with the Jesus"

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    The less I have to deal with/encounter him the happier my track going experiences will be.

    However, if someone were to set his shit on fire, Id be perfectly happy.

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Quote Originally Posted by MELK-MAN
    There is the occasional speculation, but from what i understand this kid was under suspicion all year but nobody wanted to pony up the money for a tear down. They then found out at Daytona there is a "visual protest" that can be done for FREE and they were like "HELL YEA".. one look by the tech official of the bike and he said "yup, that's a 750". Instand DQ. I was pleased to hear they pulled all his results from the weekend.
    Post 23 on wera.


    Wonder if a visual protest is honored in LRRS?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chippy View Post
    "nobody fucks with the Jesus"
    He would have fucked you in the ass on Saturday. He'll fuck you in the ass Wednesday instead. You got a date Wednesday baby!

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    What a great ambassador to his religion.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    why doesn't someone just call ICE


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    Hell I will protest him. You get the money back when he is proven a cheater.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Quote Originally Posted by mondos06cbr1000 View Post
    why doesn't someone just call ICE


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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Quote Originally Posted by Butcher Bergs View Post
    Post 23 on wera.


    Wonder if a visual protest is honored in LRRS?
    To be fair, the discussion on WERA was refering to 2 seperate people. 1 at Daytona (someone else)
    And 1 at NJ (Jesus)

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    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    Hell I will protest him. You get the money back when he is proven a cheater.
    Two things:

    1) You'll protest anyone and everyone for anything and everything.

    2) Good to know you've made it that far in the protest department. I take it you're on a first name basis with them at this point?


    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    To be fair, the discussion on WERA was refering to 2 seperate people. 1 at Daytona (someone else)
    And 1 at NJ (Jesus)
    The quoted statement was in reference to our buddy.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    No real sense in protesting him anyway, not like itll change his riding behavior.

    Unless he beats you that is. But Ill be fucked if Im gonna be on the track with him at anytime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hessogood View Post
    He would have fucked you in the ass on Saturday. He'll fuck you in the ass Wednesday instead. You got a date Wednesday baby!
    Eight year olds, Donny. Eight year olds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
    No real sense in protesting him anyway, not like itll change his riding behavior.

    Unless he beats you that is. But Ill be fucked if Im gonna be on the track with him at anytime
    If you race GT's, you will be racing with him. It isn't fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eboos View Post
    If you race GT's, you will be racing with him. It isn't fun.
    I dont. Yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pookie View Post
    My favorite was you going through T2 with your eyes closed.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Quote Originally Posted by eboos View Post
    If you race GT's, you will be racing with him. It isn't fun.
    newbie question, what are the GT races? what class bike(s)?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBKromz View Post
    newbie question, what are the GT races? what class bike(s)?
    20 minute gts are the first race of the day. The man from jeruselum races the one on Sunday. The Holy day. The Ams and Ex's race the sat one after the rookies race. Novices race the Sunday one. Since it is rather long he can lap people. And he finds it in the christian spirit to scare the hell out of you. God Bless Him.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Quote Originally Posted by Doc View Post
    This one.
    O-o-o-o-o-oh, I thought you meant this one!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rambunctous View Post
    20 minute gts are the first race of the day. The man from jeruselum races the one on Sunday. The Holy day. The Ams and Ex's race the sat one after the rookies race. Novices race the Sunday one. Since it is rather long he can lap people. And he finds it in the christian spirit to scare the hell out of you. God Bless Him.
    what bikes though? i know he rides a 600cc bike, but is the GT a MW, HW, or any bike class?

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Where is it in the wera forum? In the dungeon under the religon/politics or in general? Racing with Jesus. Confusing.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Well it is a GTO. But he entered it under GTU. With help from the scriptures. GTL is for SV's, some ducatis, and small street bikes, motards, rs125's. GTU is 600's and me on a 250(cause I am good). GTO is for 750 and more.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    Jim RTFR

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pittenger5 View Post
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    I know, right?

    Say it with me, Richie....

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    If he shows up in NH a call to the townies about a bike with altered serial numbers would be interesting.

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    Re: Jesus (no not that one)

    It seems to me that it would be easy enough to start a Protest Jesus Fund to collect the funds for a teardown. I don't race so I am not familiar with the protocol but I hate me some cheaters.

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