Why hello there.

[BobBarker]

Hi, my name is Bob Barker, it's a pleasure being here on your forums. I am brand new to riding motorcycles, and I don't even own a bike as of this moment. However, I plan on fixing that within the next few months.

I had a lovely time last night hanging out at Hooters with Drop, Oreogaborio, FF36Buell, obsolete and his cute, but slightly annoying girlfriend who would make a fine addition to my Bob's Beauties if she wasn't so short. They were all very friendly and convinced me to get an SV650 as my first bike, as I will no doubt drop it and almost kill myself in the very near future. I do pray that I do not break my gold hip replacement, for it is very soft and a poor substitute for bone. However, it is gold and that's all that counts.

Anyways, looking forward to getting to know you all.

Yours,

Bob Barker

[drop]

bob. good to see you.

[ChrisNoF4i]

The price is Wrong, bitch!

[BobBarker]

If I remember correctly, last time someone said that to me I knocked his punk ass out.

[DucDave]

COME ON DOWN...!

and congrats on your retirement...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUGNhMPC6XI

[McBiggity]

Bob, how do you feel Drew is doing as your replacement?

[KillBill]

Yo Bobby B......Did you pick up some hot bitches with saggy tits last night?

[BobBarker]

Bob, how do you feel Drew is doing as your replacement?

McBiggity,

I almost want to come out of retirement to correct the abortion that Drew has vomited all over the face of the show. However, it's terribly unfortunate for my viewers that I just don't give a damn. I'm so filthy rich and simply have no time after sleeping in til noon, playing golf, and banging my girlfriend, Audrina Patridge.

Bob

[BobBarker]

Yo Bobby B......Did you pick up some hot bitches with saggy tits last night?

Yes, I stayed at drop's house last night.

[KillBill]

Yes, I stayed at drop's house last night.

You'll fit in perfectly here

[drop]

Yes, I stayed at drop's house last night.

next time you're going to leave a used-up hooker in the bathtub, at least warn me first. what a beast...did she arrive missing 3 toes, or was that part of the fun?

[OreoGaborio]

Bob, it was nice meeting you last night. You look great! I woulda never guessed you were 237 years old!

[#1 masshole]

I thought you died

[CEO]

And please, spay and neuter your pets.

Yes, I stayed at drop's house last night.

ZING!!!!

["Dangerous" Dan K]

Mr. Barker, great to (virtually) see you. It's been a while!

[obsolete]

Nice to meet you but I do have to make a correction. I ain't got no girlfriend.

[Omahastylin16]

ohhhh bummer....thats right

[GixerJockey]

Howdy Mr. Barker!

[mzdagrl]

bob, you are my hero. can i get one of those nifty little microphones that look like really big dum dum pops?

[Happy Gilmore]

We still have some unfinished business.... BITCH

[GixerJockey]

We still have some unfinished business.... BITCH

Now THAT'S fuckin funny!!!

[6 Fingered Man]

You are a quick one Inigo but you will not catch me.....

[GixerJockey]

You are a quick one Inigo but you will not catch me.....

Savoirfaire is everywhere...

["Dangerous" Dan K]

[MissTwisties]

Great thread. Bob and Happy in the same place again...