New to NESR *NWS Noel's Balls!*

[Jaynnus]

this is getting terribly old.

and sad

[Woodsy]

wtf man....sometimes think before you type/speak and maybe you'd have a sporting chance.

But this raises another important issue. I think we must have a NESR bachelorette thread with foxridergirl, where she publicly dumps each hopeful NESRian who attempts to win her love and affection, until she finds that one perfect turd to polish to her liking

sweet idea
*REDVTR1000 accepts his rose and bows out gracefully*

[Woodsy]

i think jackie is about to get $10

[Hauptman]

i'm not competing against the KNIGHT! i'd stand no chance

[Woodsy]

my parting thoughts are: im not gonna pretend to be someone i am not just to date a chick or score with her.....

I would much rather not pretend to be someone and truly find someone that is interested in me for who I am and not who i pretend to be.

I can be confident when necessary, but i won't be overly confident just to try to be with a woman.

you shouldn't pretend to be someone you are not, just not be the person that you are.

[ThisBitch]

I just laughed so hard I really think I might have peed a little.

[-jro-]

what?!

oh not you Joel, the other turds

my parting thoughts are: im not gonna pretend to be someone i am not just to date a chick or score with her.....

I would much rather not pretend to be someone and truly find someone that is interested in me for who I am and not who i pretend to be.

I can be confident when necessary, but i won't be overly confident just to try to be with a woman.

you're really making no sense now.

[KillBill]

Dude - women dig confidence ALL the time not just some of the time.

You gotta believe man, geesh

[foxridergirl]

my parting thoughts are: im not gonna pretend to be someone i am not just to date a chick or score with her.....

I would much rather not pretend to be someone and truly find someone that is interested in me for who I am and not who i pretend to be.

I can be confident when necessary, but i won't be overly confident just to try to be with a woman.

you shouldn't pretend to be someone you are not or try to impress some one because then you have to live up to that all time. . Just be yourself. Some one will eventually like you for the person you truly are.

[KillBill]

you shouldn't pretend to be someone you are not or try to impress some one because then you have to live up to that all time. . Just be yourself. Some one will eventually like you for the person you truly are.

You should go give him a hug FoxGirl

[Hauptman]

i think that was a...no thx brohan but someone will take you...eventually

[foxridergirl]

i think that was a...no thx brohan but someone will take you...eventually

that's not what i was saying at all.

[foxridergirl]

You should go give him a hug FoxGirl

for you CBR

[Origin]

I call BS on so many levels right now....

Tisk Tisk on YOU!

[obsolete]

P.S. he has something almost no guy can give you.

[foxridergirl]

I call BS on so many levels right now....

Tisk Tisk on YOU!

tisk tisk on me? I am being nice!

[Jaynnus]

what is this place fuckin e-harmony now? BLEH! and what's with all the fuckin myspace-ish pictures in the gallery RED?

[Hauptman]

E-harmony only takes choice people...havn't you seen the competitors commercials!

[Origin]

[KillBill]

for you CBR

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxAtTn1-Qpo

[wylee]

Hi I'm Denno, its a pleasure to have you on board here at NESR foxridergirl. If you ever need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask. One of my roles here at NESR is as a liaison to all the new members. Our first manner of business is to set up a time to meet so that I can familiarize myself with your needs as a new member. Don't worry, this is normal, I do this for EVERY new member and while its very difficult for me to make the time I really do care about each new member's experience. Now if you will kindly PM me your basic contact info we can schedule a time to meet up and I can give you the special welcoming package I have for you... All I need is the common stuff, you know, you're phone number, home address, place of business, measurements, turn-ons, turn-offs, if you live alone on the first floor... But lets not bog down your welcome thread with all these standard proceedures.

I look forward to delivering you that welcoming package in the near future and behalf of the NESR Welcoming Committee, I say Welcome and enjoy your stay!

Best,

Denno

Did you not get the memo? It's "stick with what works", not "stick with what doesn't work."

[GixerJockey]

foxridergirl: I don't see myself finding a GF or entering a relationship anytime in the near future, so if u were truly interested in going on a date or to simply see a movie, dinner, etc. then I am interested in that.


...

I'm so glad you found this place...


Picking on Jim's chrome gets old after a while. But you... You provide endless amounts of entertainment...

you shouldn't pretend to be someone you are not or try to impress some one because then you have to live up to that all time. . Just be yourself. Some one will eventually like you for the person you truly are. Just not me.

[Doc]

I am currently looking for a job, so i have tons of free time......

Dude has no job yet owns a 2007 600rr...

Priorities man, PRIORITIES.

[Origin]

Dude has no job yet owns a 2007 600rr...

Priorities man, PRIORITIES.

he may be a dumb ass in many ways..this however i see nothing wrong with.

[Jim]

I'm so glad you found this place...


Picking on Jim's chrome gets old after a while. But you... You provide endless amounts of entertainment...

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