New to NESR *NWS Noel's Balls!*

[Pittenger5]

So look, this threads like 6 pages since my last post, is this new chick gonna come sit on my lap or what? I cant be bothered to read the rest, since itll probably make me want to kill myself.

[CEO]

The shit you say is so ridiculously retarded that I can't stand it anymore. Every time you type something I find myself getting mad because it's so fucking insane.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.



edit: by the way, please kill yourself. that will alleviate my fears that the 0.000000000001% chance you may get laid someday and reproduce (god help us all) will not come to fruition.

[Pittenger5]

The shit you say is so ridiculously retarded that I can't stand it anymore. Every time you type something I find myself getting mad because it's so fucking insane.

Damn dude, that was fucking harsh. I just wanna know if the chicks gonna sit on my lap or not. I thought we was cool!

[CEO]

hey dolla bill... you know I just want you to stop fearing the restaurant monster and come have some IHOP, son!

[KillBill]

lol....this cbr knight dude rules.....i think you all have fallen into the trap of a troll.....

No, dude.....he IS real......i know it's hard to believe.

[Pittenger5]

hey dolla bill... you know I just want you to stop fearing the restaurant monster and come have some IHOP, son!

I went to dinner with you bitches last night! And this is how you treat me today, now Im never going to dinner again

[KillBill]

**************NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT***************

This JUST in.
It has been confirmed that CBR_KNIGHT is SteveCBR's long lost son.

[Jim]

...wait wut

steve got laid once?

[CEO]

I went to dinner with you bitches last night! And this is how you treat me today, now Im never going to dinner again

You did stay for a portion of the time, and you ALMOST bought some food... You're making baby steps, I'll give you that.

[hellion850]

this thread is too good, except for that picture of the baby bird, ohhh wait, those are nuts

[Pittenger5]

You did stay for a portion of the time, and you ALMOST bought some food... You're making baby steps, I'll give you that.

And you almost got stabbed by the Eurotrash that couldnt figure out how to work a fucking door. I may have to go to dinner more often if thats the type of shit that happens often.

[Pittenger5]

yea everyone got awfully quiet once he figured it out and came outside...

I was trying not to laugh, I was afraid he'd beat me with his European Mens Carryall. Or murse.

[MissTwisties]

MissTwisties: she may be asking me out by wanting to ride the 07 white CBR 600RR, but I am not confident enough in myself and am really wondering if I would let her try riding my bike..... However, she may be a better rider than me because she did the basic riders course - i honestly only did the 2 day classroom MSF course to get my permit and then a year later my license.......

Who said that you should go out with her so she can ride your bike? Not me. And umm..."basic rider course" is the same as your "2 days MSF class".

I would be more than willing to ride to Vermont to share knowledge and experience of motorcycle riding with you if you think it is ok.

Wait, you got me all confuzzled. You say she's probably a better rider than you but you want to share your knowledge with her?

[Cerberus]

ok, i just waded through 20 pages of shark swarm, drama BS and a brief appearance of Noel.s beanbag.. and yet no pictures of the new attention loving female..

wtf?

[TheIglu]

ok, i just waded through 20 pages of shark swarm, drama BS and a brief appearance of Noel.s beanbag.. and yet no pictures of the new attention loving female..

wtf?

+1

[virtualbong]

How the hell did this become 20 pages in 2 days...and 20 pages of nothing. hahaha

[OreoGaborio]

So does Noel's beanbag pic mean I can post a pic of my beanbag?

[ThisBitch]

NO!!!

(yes)

[-jro-]

NO!!!

((double yes))

[OreoGaborio]

NO!!!

Sorry, what'd you say?



*Sorry ladies... the pic of my nutz has been removed*

[BCT748]

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[-jro-]

lol omg what the hell is happening in that picture??

[OreoGaborio]

what the fuck is that thing?

that would be a testicle.

[Jaynnus]

ewwww.....I touched that TL grip!!

[Pittenger5]

Pete you could make a fortune in the weight loss industry. Just one glimpse of your testicle online and I lost my appetite, and dont see myself regaining it for a long time