Originally Posted by
Crash Dummy Denno
Hi I'm Denno, its a pleasure to have you on board here at NESR foxridergirl. If you ever need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask. One of my roles here at NESR is as a liaison to all the new members. Our first manner of business is to set up a time to meet so that I can familiarize myself with your needs as a new member. Don't worry, this is normal, I do this for EVERY new member and while its very difficult for me to make the time I really do care about each new member's experience. Now if you will kindly PM me your basic contact info we can schedule a time to meet up and I can give you the special welcoming package I have for you... All I need is the common stuff, you know, you're phone number, home address, place of business, measurements, turn-ons, turn-offs, if you live alone on the first floor... But lets not bog down your welcome thread with all these standard proceedures.
I look forward to delivering you that welcoming package in the near future and behalf of the NESR Welcoming Committee, I say Welcome and enjoy your stay!
Best,
Denno