NESR told me to say hello.

**-jro-** · 01-12-10, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by jnm988

I would recommend you choke yourself. If you don't like it here, get the fuck out. I'm sorry that we're not warm and fuzzy, but not every forum can be the Playtex Easy Glide to your sandy vagina.

PS, fuck off.

that is all

**hefdukes23** · 01-12-10, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by jnm988

I would recommend you choke yourself. If you don't like it here, get the fuck out. I'm sorry that we're not warm and fuzzy, but not every forum can be the Playtex Easy Glide to your sandy vagina.

PS, fuck off.

She's fiesty.

**OreoGaborio** · 01-12-10, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by hefdukes23

She's fiesty.

Well that's one word for it...

**obsolete** · 01-12-10, 06:38 PM

Prude is the other.

Originally Posted by OreoGaborio

Well that's one word for it...

**hefdukes23** · 01-12-10, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by obsolete

Prude is the other.

I think that's the other chick she ate tea and crumpets with the other night.

**Pittenger5** · 01-13-10, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by -jro-

that is all

**GixerJockey** · 01-13-10, 06:40 PM

Originally Posted by Sportygurl131

i think i

this chick

I think you have every reason too...

Originally Posted by ptk-napalm

I hope you are riding a bike & not just tempting us you little devil!

Your post needs pictures... we need to see who we want to advance to conquest & defile you.

Welcome to the most insane web based forum I have ever seen in 20 years of Internet corralling.

Other than that, a great place to be if you want to hook up with a ride in the season.

Hey dickbag. She's not a "'lil devil". She's my friend's girlfriend.

Did you not realize that this thread is 100 posts long because this is Richie's GIRLFRIEND? And because most of us already know her? How would you like it if someone asked for pics of your significant other so that we can "conquest and defile" her? Notice how most of the other folks were respectful?

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you actually read that shit before you clicked post? Congratulations on being the WORST internet leg humper on the planet. Would you like a glass of water to wash your foot down?

FUCK! I never get this ripped at anything I read on here... but this crosses the line. How 'bout you stop by garage 9 some time this season so I can rip off your head and shit down your neck? We'll just call it my little way of defiling you... you lil devil...

**Pittenger5** · 01-13-10, 06:53 PM

Originally Posted by GixerJockey

Did you not realize that this thread is 100 posts long because this is Richie's GIRLFRIEND?

If she was single we'd be at 1000 easily by now.

**Doc** · 01-13-10, 07:00 PM

Shit.. Noel is gonna be in garage 9?!!!

**GixerJockey** · 01-13-10, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Doc

Shit.. Noel is gonna be in garage 9?!!!

That's right bitch!

And if I can win LWGP riding a german shepherd, I'll be made a true "Alley" member...

**butcher bergs** · 01-14-10, 01:16 AM

Hey Noel, I'm only saying this once:

Don't bring that bullshit to the garage....ever. I'd like to remind you that you're a guest in our house. Don't fuck that up for yourself.

We have friends and family who visit quite often and the last thing they need to see is bullshit happening in the garage.

Zip-Tie Alley welcomes all visitors. If you have issues with someone take it elsewhere and don't involve Zip-Tie Alley Racing or the garage we're in for that matter.

**a13x** · 01-14-10, 01:20 AM

**Pittenger5** · 01-14-10, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by bergs

I'd like to remind you that you're a guest in our house.

You paid for your spot yet?

**obsolete** · 01-14-10, 09:57 AM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

**Pittenger5** · 01-14-10, 09:58 AM

Originally Posted by obsolete

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!

My Ronnie fight impression isnt as funny on the interwebs.

**seth399** · 01-14-10, 10:00 AM

Ronnie just in a fight on the boardwalk!!?

**Pittenger5** · 01-14-10, 10:05 AM

Originally Posted by seth399

Ronnie just in a fight on the boardwalk!!?

Wonder twins activate!

I think Alex (Obselete) said it, Im surprised he didnt spray out some hair gel and ride it to the fight like the silver surfer.

**obsolete** · 01-14-10, 10:45 AM

Does any one else find it odd that Noel is pissed about someone getting a bit out of line with a lady?

**GixerJockey** · 01-14-10, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by obsolete

Does any one else find it odd that Noel is pissed about someone getting a bit out of line with a lady?

And I'd react the same way if it were directed at Carla (or Jen, or Salex, or Emily, or Meg... you get the idea)

**butcher bergs** · 01-14-10, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Pittenger5

You paid for your spot yet?

My spot is all paid for as far as I know.

**ChrisNoF4i** · 01-14-10, 01:14 PM

Originally Posted by obsolete

Does any one else find it odd that Noel is pissed about someone getting a bit out of line with a lady?

Even a Klansman gets offended by a (omgnottheNword!) joke now and then.

p.s.- censorship is obscene

**nt650hawk** · 01-14-10, 01:25 PM

Hello

**a13x** · 01-14-10, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by Pittenger5

Wonder twins activate!

I think Alex (Obselete) said it, Im surprised he didnt spray out some hair gel and ride it to the fight like the silver surfer.

Wrong Alex, right joke.

**Pittenger5** · 01-14-10, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by a13x

Wrong Alex, right joke.

Next time Ill just type Alex, that way I was bound to be right

**CEO** · 01-21-10, 09:43 AM

Bump for Richie finally getting laid!

Congrats buddy!

Originally Posted by GixerJockey

Hey dickbag. She's not a "'lil devil". She's my friend's girlfriend.

Did you not realize that this thread is 100 posts long because this is Richie's GIRLFRIEND? And because most of us already know her? How would you like it if someone asked for pics of your significant other so that we can "conquest and defile" her? Notice how most of the other folks were respectful?

Are you fucking kidding me? Did you actually read that shit before you clicked post? Congratulations on being the WORST internet leg humper on the planet. Would you like a glass of water to wash your foot down?

FUCK! I never get this ripped at anything I read on here... but this crosses the line. How 'bout you stop by garage 9 some time this season so I can rip off your head and shit down your neck? We'll just call it my little way of defiling you... you lil devil...

Wow Noel, that totally just turned me on.

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