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From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    There's a drunk, skinny, fuckass, piece of shit fucking skumbag out there somewhere that's lucky to be fucking walking home instead of to the ER right now.... I caught him IN my fenced-in back yard, fuckin pissing all over my go-ped and the front tire of my ZX....

    I think all of us are lucky the only bat I had handy was of the whiffle veriety. Can't tell you how pissed I was when I picked that thing up thinking it was a real bat... he's lucky that bought him some time to finish up just before i flung open my back door & charged at him w/ something heavier. Also lucky that the only thing I did strike was the fucking fear of god into him, that's for sure.

    needless to say, the gate to my backyard is now locked.

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    seems like tonite is the nite for fuked up shizz 2 happin. hope eveyone else is havein a good nite...

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    Why'd you let him walk home? I've killed men for less.

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    he booked it & i wasn't gonna chase him down in my boxers & slippers. i got him outta my backyard & he didn't take anything w/ him.

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    Next time go for the sneak attack...

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    I used to live in an "if'y" neighborhood when in college. One day a guy was checking out my bike which was in the garage of my back yard. I was on the second floor so he didn't see me. So I let an arrow (just a target arrow) fly and stuck it into the fence about a foot above his head. You have never seen a guy run so f_ckin fast! .... Never had a problem after that.

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    Pete -

    Get a BB gun and leave the gate open. Hours of drunken fun!

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    oh trust me, i've thought of that

    Steve - nice shot w/ the arrow... too bad ya missed

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    Dive out your window onto him with a toilet in hand boondock saints style.

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    It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?

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    You should have given him a wet willy.

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    sorry..i had to piss.. and i dont like your bike OR your go ped

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    From 1/2 asleep to homicidal in 2 seconds flat

    Originally posted by highsider
    Pete -

    Get a BB gun and leave the gate open. Hours of drunken fun!

    this would definitely be my preferred method.


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