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There's a drunk, skinny, fuckass, piece of shit fucking skumbag out there somewhere that's lucky to be fucking walking home instead of to the ER right now.... I caught him IN my fenced-in back yard, fuckin pissing all over my go-ped and the front tire of my ZX....
I think all of us are lucky the only bat I had handy was of the whiffle veriety. Can't tell you how pissed I was when I picked that thing up thinking it was a real bat... he's lucky that bought him some time to finish up just before i flung open my back door & charged at him w/ something heavier. Also lucky that the only thing I did strike was the fucking fear of god into him, that's for sure.
needless to say, the gate to my backyard is now locked.
-Pete
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Why'd you let him walk home? I've killed men for less.
It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?
he booked it & i wasn't gonna chase him down in my boxers & slippers. i got him outta my backyard & he didn't take anything w/ him.
-Pete
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Next time go for the sneak attack...
I used to live in an "if'y" neighborhood when in college. One day a guy was checking out my bike which was in the garage of my back yard. I was on the second floor so he didn't see me. So I let an arrow (just a target arrow) fly and stuck it into the fence about a foot above his head. You have never seen a guy run so f_ckin fast! .... Never had a problem after that.
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Pete -
Get a BB gun and leave the gate open. Hours of drunken fun!
oh trust me, i've thought of that
Steve - nice shot w/ the arrow... too bad ya missed![]()
-Pete
NEMRR #81 - ECK Racing
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Dive out your window onto him with a toilet in hand boondock saints style.
It's all water under the bridge, and we do enter the next round-robin. Am I wrong?
You should have given him a wet willy.![]()
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sorry..i had to piss.. and i dont like your bike OR your go ped![]()
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Originally posted by highsider
Pete -
Get a BB gun and leave the gate open. Hours of drunken fun!
this would definitely be my preferred method.
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