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    Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Hope this is not a repost!


    BIKE ON RT.1 NORTH IN LYNNFIELD

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    rofl thats fucking funny i mean rofl funny

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    retard

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    LOL

    Speaking of assholes - if anyone sees a new Nissan Murano with NH Plate 2480410 let me know and put a dent in their fuckin door. Motherfucker cut me
    off yesterday then had the nerve to slam on his brakes and give me the finger.
    Seriously, what is it with people??

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Want me to run the plate and give you their address?

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Want me to run the plate and give you their address?
    NOW i REALLY LIKE YOU!!!

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by jnm988 View Post
    Want me to run the plate and give you their address?
    Can you really do that? I got a nice easy vanity plate I would love to run into again LOL (this time without my pregnant wife in the car). I mean really, who fucks with someone minding their own buisiness with a 5 letter vanity plate?

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    ^^^

    Exactly. Not only did this guy slam on his brakes he pulled into a turning lane
    and then swerved to hit me as I went through the intersection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoss View Post
    Can you really do that? I got a nice easy vanity plate I would love to run into again LOL (this time without my pregnant wife in the car). I mean really, who fucks with someone minding their own buisiness with a 5 letter vanity plate?
    I can't... but from my experience, its not what you know, its who you know

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    while you were on your bike... what a cock bag... i mean im not an angry person bya any mean, but when people do shit like that to intentionally hurt me i retaliate with either the athorities or maybe just a sharp shank to their ribcage in a parking lot...

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    hahaa

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by berube600f View Post
    while you were on your bike... what a cock bag... i mean im not an angry person bya any mean, but when people do shit like that to intentionally hurt me i retaliate with either the athorities or maybe just a sharp shank to their ribcage in a parking lot...
    In the moment I was pissed but lets face it, he's in an SUV and
    I'm on my bike. I lose either way.

    I will never forget a plate number though. Karma is a bitch.

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    I had some dude in a old caprice classic just about take me out on the highwat last year. I was in the fast lane early sunday morning, hardly a car on the road and he merges across 4 lanes and is about to strike me on my right side.

    I pull up to avoid getting hit and he continues along his merry way oblivious to our close call.

    I follows him for a few minutes and he pulls off the road. I catch up to him at a red light and get his attention only to discover that driver's permits are issued to the complete brain-dead. Would not have mattered one bit had I tried to speak with him about his mistake or not.

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    A traffic "oops" is one thing. And while I get pissed I usually brush them off and go with the flow.

    But late night/early morning coming coming from Foxboro stadium and having someone (the only other car on the road) pull up and deliberatly try to run me off the road. They then slowed down in front of me to about 10 mph and when I tried to get around they blocked me. I then thought better of anything with my wife in the car and I slowed and pulled over hoping they'd lose interest and keep driving...they instead pulled over about 50 yards down the road. When I pulled back on the road, they did the same. Eventually I took a side street they they we already beyond, and defused the situation that way. Why didn't I call the police...hell I don't know.

    Just a bunch of punk kids that I'd love to scare the shit out of if I ever get the chance.

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Hoss, was it a Massachusetts plate?

    I may be able to get that run for you

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    I have had someone flick their cigarette out of their sunroof, smack me in the neck and then make its way into the collar of my jacket. Not the most comfortable thing to experience on a ride.

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by noxin View Post
    Hoss, was it a Massachusetts plate?

    I may be able to get that run for you

    Nope, NH plate

    Happened on 101a of all places.


    It's better off I never see them again anyway

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Can't access CL at work... someone copy/paste for me?

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    Go ahead and Flag, Gotta tell this Fucking Asshole how much of a Dickhead he is.Hey Fuckhead in the white Fleet Maintainance van,Next time you flick a butt out you're window,make sure there's not a bike behind you.If i didnt have my shield down,It would have been inside my helmet you ignorant Motherfucker.Could have called your company and told them how much of a fuckin Pussy you are cause you had no interest in pulling over and letting me knock your last tooth down your fuckin throat,but im not a whiner and wanted to handle it myself,but im sure they know already how much of a Pansie you are.With that said..Ride Safe people

    you Pete...

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    EDIT:skank beat me to it

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by Origin View Post
    EDIT:skank beat me to it
    Thats Ms. skank to you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Origin View Post
    EDIT:skank beat me to it
    Who you callin a skank, little guy? I'll fuck you up.

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGitorio View Post
    Can't access CL at work... someone copy/paste for me?
    Get a real job will you? lol

    Here bitch!

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    What a coincidence, I just found this on the Fleet Maintanance forum

    Go ahead and Flag, Gotta tell this Fucking Asshole how much of a Dickhead he is.Hey Fuckhead on the black crotch rocket. Next time I flick a butt out you're window,make sure to duck! If you didnt have your shield down,it would have been inside your helmet you ignorant Motherfucker.Could have called the cops and told them how much of a fuckin road raging tough guy you are cause you had no interest in letting me say I was sorry, intead you wanted to knock my last tooth down my fuckin throat,but im a lover not a fighter and wanted to handle it myself,but obviously you're not man enough to handle it like gentlemen.With that said... Drive safe people, there's dangerous pricks on motorcycles out there!

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    Re: Funny Ad on Craigslist...

    LOL...too fucking funny!! hahaha

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