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me like muffin top

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    "fuckit!"

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    Re: me like muffin top

    muffin tops belong on muffins, not women.

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    muffin tops belong on muffins, not women.

    AAAA MEN brother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    muffin tops belong on muffins, not women.
    maybe she eats a lot of muffins. they say you are what you eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    muffin tops belong on muffins.

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man?
    Do you know the muffin man who lives in Drury Lane?"

    She needs to stay away from Drury Lane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by csmutty View Post
    or Lolcats

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    dude are you alright?

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    She needs bigger jeans.

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    Re: me like muffin top

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    She needs bigger jeans.
    or less fat above them!

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    I'm with Khamster on this one!! Who wants a crack hoe junkie bitch?

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    I'm with Khamster on this one!! Who wants a crack hoe junkie bitch?
    I do I do, they eat alot less so dinner is cheap.

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Gap is good, muffin is bad. Just sayin' she's got 50% of what I like.

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Nothing wrong with that except pants too small

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    Re: me like muffin top

    lot of calories in semen. good girl

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    id tap that after a couple of waters... Still 20

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Quote Originally Posted by Ćheese View Post
    Gap is good, muffin is bad. Just sayin' she's got 50% of what I like.

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    Re: me like muffin top

    Not my favorite on a girl. I prefer a runners body....

    Thin. Muscle tone. Small boobs.

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    Re: me like muffin top



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    Re: me like muffin top

    I'm with KB, I'd hit it too. Who wouldn't? It's Jessica Simpson. Ok, ok, ROMO won't hit it anymore, he dumped her muffin-ass. But then, he's the Cowboy's QB AND a scratch golfer, so he's movin' on up from Simpson. But check it out, she's not SO bad, she just needs a little work:


    She gotta nice little shape on her, but the britches and top make the muffin. She needs to go on that chick show where they throw out the old wardrobe and do a makeover. She's gonna have to lower her sights a little though. She probably hit her peak, man-gittin-wise, with Romo. She so clearly has jumped the shark. Maybe she'll take up with Woody Allen next. Or T.O., that would be funny. Her nutty, can't-sing sister seems to have made the slide back to well-deserved obscurity, too.

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