Lock, Stock and 2 smoking Barrels.

[Ericthejet]

One of my favorite films as it is so "non-Hollywood"
It has a rather annoying spin off effect for me which is the song-stuck-in-my-head-for-weeks syndrome. I know, we all suffer from it once in a while.

The start of the poker game if you have seen the movie and another blast from the past starts up.."Liar-Liar" performed by The Castaways.
Youtube has a black and white bit if you care to watch it.

[KillBill]

It's weird you just posted this.

I watched it for the first time yesterday and really liked it.
Great film!

[Omahastylin16]

the shining is on tv

[stoinkythepig]

You ever see Snatch? Lotta the same actors as Lock, Stock... Same director too.

[Ericthejet]

I might just go get Snatch tonight as it's my only sort of me night away from the cafe.

[jwm2k3]

Great movie. Snatch is also very good!!

[breakdirt916]

Snatch is fantastic

also checkout trainspotting

[KillBill]

I like Snatch too

[Ericthejet]

Trainspotting was in the collection once. Frickin room mates!

[stoinkythepig]

If you like "Trainspotting", another couple of movies to check out would be "Go" and "Human Traffic".

[ChrisNoF4i]

Also, Throw Momma from the Train is very good because it's so genuine.

[Ericthejet]

"Waking Ned Devine" Best laughs and a great script with genuine character development.

[The Crashing Tomato]

all great movies ... is "rocknrolla" out in theaters yet??? It is another Guy Richie movie that threatens to be as good as the others he has done.

Ned Devine for "Isn't it Ironic" by Alanis Morissette

[butcher bergs]

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

[Degsy]

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."

Put the Kettle on Turkish, there's a good lad.
Erm, do you take sugar, Brick-Top?
No thanks. I'm sweet enough.

[reiobard]

Great Movies! you all just got me in the mood to watch the set... it has been a while.

[idratherberidin]

couple classics from the movie


Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!


"Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!"

[Degsy]

I played soccer years ago against Vinny Jones (Big Chris). He also played Bullet tooth Tony in 'snatch' and Phoenix in gone in 60 seconds.

So, do I call you Bullet Tooth or do I call you Tony?
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Incidentally, he was just in the news in the UK.

Vinny Jones cut in bar fight.

He's also the player doing the grabbing in this famous photo.

[nt650hawk]

http://www.crazy8opinions.com/2005/12/20/15/

Bullet Tooth Tony: So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny: These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony: Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties mangled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you’ve got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I’ve got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off.