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So today there I was going through some email and found one that was sent out last year. The president of my company has a way with words and can be very funny. We moved into a new building last year and shortly after moving in this email was sent out company wide. I work in a high tech company with a lot of smart but stupid people. lol
There are 2 issues that have been brought to my attention.
The first is that there may be a man or some men using the ladies restroom on the 2nd floor. Prior to moving in this facility, in an attempt to make this restroom protocol simple for everyone, we marked the ladies room with the word “Ladies” on the door (and a standard female skirt looking symbol), and marked the men’s room with “Men” on the door. We figured this simple and common marking system would be sufficient for anyone who could read English and/or is not blind. I’d hate to have to go to a key fob system to keep men out of the ladies room, so please pay attention to the writing and symbols on the doors. There are 3 men’s rooms and 2 ladies rooms in the building. With a little practice, it will become easy to differentiate between the two.
The second issue involves what appears to be a contest on how many rolls of toilet paper a single toilet will allow before overflowing. Also, paper towels should not be substituted as toilet paper or flushed down the toilets. This has happened a few times in the 1st floor men’s restroom by the kitchen. I think the last couple of times have required emergency support when the toilet was overflowing onto the floor. In hopes of not needing to write a standard operating procedure on how to use toilet paper, please flush more frequently and do not use paper towels. If you have used an entire roll of toilet paper, and have not flushed the first time, there is a problem. You will require training.
If I have confused anyone, please see me for further instructions and training. Thank you for everyone’s assistance in this restroom protocol.
Best regards, THE Management
This one was sent out today.
As many of you know, there are several kind employees who rotate bringing in morning snacks every Thursday. These include xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, xxx, and xxx. They are doing this out of the kindness of their heart and to build team comradery. It is also expected that if you eat some of these snacks that you kick some money into the fund cup. It has come to my attention that there are some very regular “non-paying customers” who enjoy the “free” snacks every Thursday. Don’t think people do not know who you are – they do!
This employee-started benefit is not company financed, so it is being completely funded directly from the above 6 people and all others who diligently pay for what they consume. For those of you who are shamelessly eating without putting some money in the fund cup, shame on you. Please be appreciative of our leaders who finance these gestures and continually fund it with the help of others. In the amusement park business, as the saying goes: “No Ticky, No Ridey”. The same concept applies toward this Thursday morning snack program: “No Money, No Eaty”.
Thank you! – The Management
Anyone have any funny corporate email they have received????
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