Polite Way To Pee

[CBRGuru]

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The Polite way to Pee

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner." The teacher fainted...

[OreoGaborio]

that's funny... cuz the up tight bitch fainted.

[Jaynnus]

If your date can't handle the blunt truth maybe you'll be lucky enough for her to be gone when you get back from taking a wizz.

[OreoGaborio]

Ask Jenni bout the night we met & how i had to go pee

[bump909]

ask her about your piss fetish? no thanks.

[Uncle Snake]

PISS!!!! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

[KillBill]

I like that one so much i'm going to send it to friends -

Snake - you piss out yo ass too?

[ZX-12R]

PISS!!!! PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

"Yeah. Piss out your ass right on to Kyle's mom's fat fuckin' Jew face!"

I like that one so much i'm going to send it to friends -

Snake - you piss out yo ass too?

You need cable!

[DucDave]

"Excuse me please. I must wash my hands before they burst."

[BWAP]

someytimes it hurts when i pee

[beet]