Fucket List...

[ThisBitch]

Ok... so I'm soliciting ideas for a Fucket List. Similar to a Bucket List, but related to carnal things you want to do before you die. I'm not looking for people, celebrities, etc.

For example, the one I crossed off my list recently was bumpin' uglies at a drive-in.

Thanks,

[dingley00]

steal candy from a baby

[ilikenapalm]

Hook up with a female cop (good looking) in her squad car.

[Charlief]

Giving Sandra Bullock Facial

[nilez]

Sharing my aviator "wings" with a woman while "erecting" the collective and "finessing" the cyclic of a helicopter.

Sort of like roadhead... maybe we'll call it airhead











did I make enough allusions to the deed or should I keep going?

[CBR929RE]

Ok... so I'm soliciting ideas for a Fucket List. Similar to a Bucket List, but related to carnal things you want to do before you die. I'm not looking for people, celebrities, etc.

For example, the one I crossed off my list recently was bumpin' uglies at a drive-in.

Thanks,

can I help?

[ThisBitch]

Sharing my aviator "wings" with a woman while "erecting" the collective and "finessing" the cyclic of a helicopter.

Sort of like roadhead... maybe we'll call it airhead











did I make enough allusions to the deed or should I keep going?

Nope, that's good! I have sex in a helicopter on mine. Some of my other hilights:

Sex in a cabana at Rehab in Vegas
Victoria's Secret fitting room
Sex in one of those chair lift type things they have at amusement parks that go over the park
Sex in a bounce house

[SSearchVT]

Sex in every car you own - The original RX-7 was tough. Sex in a gondola during ski season.

[Pestilence]

Sex in a gondola during ski season.

Did that at Aspen

In broad daylight.. check!

In a bathroom of a Crystal's (Southern Burger Joint) - Check!

I've done it in all kinds of weird places so now..

I'd be happy with a good BJ.. I'm married and can't remember the last time the wife worked the pole

[Priv]

I've always wanted to try humping in a canoe, it'd be a hell of a challenge to keep it from tipping lol. Also Alex and I had talked about staging an abduction in a 'rape van' for fun : dunno if that's hot or just plain fucked up

[obsolete]

Also Alex and I had talked about staging an abduction in a 'rape van' for fun : dunno if that's hot or just plain fucked up

What the hell is wrong with you?






















































HOT!!!!!

[DaSarge]

What the hell is wrong with you?

HOT!!!!!

HAHAHA

[Cheese]

50 states.

Sorry Jackie, I've already got California.

[ThisBitch]

Did that at Aspen

In broad daylight.. check!

In a bathroom of a Crystal's (Southern Burger Joint) - Check!

I've done it in all kinds of weird places so now..

I'd be happy with a good BJ.. I'm married and can't remember the last time the wife worked the pole

I fucking LOVE Crystal's! We actually put a Burger King bathroom on our list, as an homage to Digital Underground.

And I'm sorry your wife doesn't give head, the boyfriend's gotten it 4 times in the last 36 hours.. but we hadn't seen each other in a few days and were making up for lost time. Usually its just once or twice a day

[Jaynnus]

TMI

[OreoGaborio]

Pick up an illegal alien at Home Depot to choke me while I touch myself.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...ec2fa1e0d0d31c

[Pestilence]

I fucking LOVE Crystal's! We actually put a Burger King bathroom on our list, as an homage to Digital Underground.

And I'm sorry your wife doesn't give head,

Great drunk food for sure!

Had a GF that loved sex in public places so we did all the fast food's in the area and then some. We got caught in an alley behind the bar we were drinking in one night, got a free round outa that one

It's kinda fucked up, wife loved to give head and was the best out of all of gf's over the yrs, partly why I married her but.. these are her words.. I make her jaw hurt so I got the free pass to pay for it Never paid for it yet, kinda scared to as I think it's one of those 'go ahead if you want to' talks..

[highsider]

TMI

How the eff did you find your way into this thread without knowing that ahead of time?

[GixerJockey]

Midget...

Double leg amputee...

Midget double leg amputee...





That's all I can think of right now. I'll get back to y'all if I come up with anything else worth noting.

[ilikenapalm]

Pick up an illegal alien at Home Depot to choke me while I touch myself.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?epis...ec2fa1e0d0d31c

[Doc]

Burger King Bathroom... Check

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj9_yW8tZxs&feature=fvw

Three some... Too old and couldn't hang...

How about the tree house? :

[Trouble]

One of my college roommates said he did it on his CBR (parked). Apparently he had the video to prove it too. I always thought that was pretty creative if a bit challenging.

[KillBill]

HAHAHA

[Cerberus]

don't have time to read prior response at the moment but..:

in a pool,
in an elevator,
on the hood of a car in the middle of the night in the woods
on the balcony of a high-rise hotel
and of course, the mile high club (on my to do list still)

[MissTwisties]

I've always wanted to try humping in a canoe, it'd be a hell of a challenge to keep it from tipping lol. Also Alex and I had talked about staging an abduction in a 'rape van' for fun : dunno if that's hot or just plain fucked up

That's fucked up? Not even close. Sounds fun!!! I got a very good imagination so I have thought of some pretty "original" scenarios myself. I think they will stay on my list tho...lol