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  1. 05-11-06, 05:38 PM #1
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    So I cut the palms of both hands today on some stainless steel. No stitches or anything but they really hurt. So anyways I'm going to have a hard time masterbating. If anybody can help me let me know. Maybe I can give you some in trade.

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    I dont think they call it masturbating if someone is helping you

    But, seriously, if ya got hurt I hope ya get better soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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    dumbass and Petey will probably be willing to help

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    my hands are busy w/ my own wang and i already flossed today so i'm all set w/ that.

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    How much beer are we talking, and for what period of time?

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    Originally posted by JeffL
    How much beer are we talking, and for what period of time?





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  7. 05-11-06, 08:36 PM #7
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    Originally posted by JeffL
    How much beer are we talking, and for what period of time?


    For enough beer, there isn't much I wont do. Also, I'm from Vermont.

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    Never underestimate the power of beer.

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    Originally posted by JeffL
    Never underestimate the power of beer.
    I was only kidding about the beer.

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    Even as resident , and -drinker, this thread is like some kinda freaky-ass showing of Brokeback Mountain at a Betty Ford Clinic relapse party.

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    Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by dhuze
    Maybe I can give you some in trade.
    I hear the ladies like pearl necklaces!

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  14. 05-11-06, 09:35 PM #14
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    Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by ZX-12R
    I hear the ladies like pearl necklaces!
    Anybody want a pearl necklace to give to their girl?

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    Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by dhuze
    Anybody want a pearl necklace to give to their girl?
    Oh ummm....the things you can do with pearls necklace....

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    sure honey buns

    i will wack your pee pee
    the only thing you may never use your pee pee again

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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
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    That sucks! No man-to-hand combat for you!

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by MissTwisties
    Oh ummm....the things you can do with pearls necklace....
    Um, I dont think that you're talking about the same kind of pearl necklace that they are... (at least I hope you're not).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by ilcl75
    Um, I dont think that you're talking about the same kind of pearl necklace that they are... (at least I hope you're not).
    Maybe after it sits a little while

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    Pearl earrings and tiara.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

    Originally posted by dhuze
    Maybe after it sits a little while
    Pearl necklaces are best served fresh.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Omahastylin16 View Post
    thats just one of the reasons why D is an example of the perfect woman rather than typical
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