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Dear Stoner

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    Lifer
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    Dear Stoner

    Please don't put nut stains on my shirts.


    If I get them and they smell like amonia, I'm gonna be pissed!

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    Please don't put nut stains on my shirts.


    If I get them and they smell like amonia, I'm gonna be pissed!
    Eh, shit. Too late...

    Fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwaaaaaaaap...

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    Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Isn't that an additional charge?

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by Stoneman View Post
    Eh, shit. Too late...

    Fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwap, fwaaaaaaaap...
    He put my nuts on yer shirt, but my nuts smell good.

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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    He put my nuts on yer shirt, but my nuts smell good.
    Like Super Poligrip?

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Like Super Poligrip?
    and THAT is why I let you manhandle my funbags.

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by ThisBitch View Post
    and THAT is why I let you manhandle my funbags.
    Pictures or it didn't happen

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by Palm Bomb View Post
    Pictures or it didn't happen
    I saw it happen

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    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    ...I have your pants!!!

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by Rossco View Post
    I saw it happen
    Still didn't happen if no pics get procured

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Call up Billiards and ask for the surveilance tapes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    ...I have your pants!!!

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    Re: Dear Stoner

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Like Super Poligrip?
    I know ya took your teeth out, but I dint see any poligrip on my nuts..

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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.

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    Re: Dear Stoner


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