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I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
- Jessica Rabbit
"American components.....Russian components.....all made in Taiwan!" - Armageddon
What, did I stutter? A minute ago, it was like night at the Apollo up in this motherfucker. Now it's quiet as a church.
Pool hall Junkies
When I wake up in the morning I piss excellence....
When we get home remind me to punch your momma in the mouth.
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"There is nothing more helpless and irredponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge"
Take a step back and fuck your own face!!!!
"Put a sock in it son, or you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose."
Don't get me started!
Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."
Where were going we don't need roads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7E0HyyNpAs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFriRcIwqNU
The shit I'd do for a $109.95 double barrel 12ga these days..
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You need a toe, man? Cos I can get you a toe.
So many assholes, so few bullets.
You gots to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that, and I DON'T mean your legs!
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane
Kick his ass sea bass!!!!
"I can't wait for our first shore leave so I can get me some fuckin poontang"
Wax on, wax off.
Just because it's on right now.
Tell her I'm rich and, uh, I'm good-looking and, uh, I have a rapist wit.
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!
"This one's for you Harry!"
- Days of Thunder
Sampsonite, I was way off.
This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy just waiting to get fucked.
Oh great, another asshole with an Asian girl fetish. God, this is getting so old.
"some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."