Gam gam was a whore!
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Gam gam was a whore!
Fink's got the eye of the Jew
That's the worst thing I've ever tasted. I doubt that playboy.
Judge me by my size? and well you should not
Do or do not, there is no try
That is why you fail.
Much to learn you still have
At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was
Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?
Wirelessly posted
Yes, but my martini is still dry.
How about a Black Russian?
Why is the cork on the fork?
Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people.
- FBDO
So sue me, not quite a one-liner :)
There is no secret ingredient. - Kung Fu Panda
No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
Champ: Little guy was runnin' so fast I damn near depackitated him....
So I was rolling with my boys down at Club Merengue and they called last call. So I reminded them its now daylight savings time and we got an extra hour. And in that hour I had 5 Smirnoff ices and I walked out of there with a Bangladeshi hooker, and I banged her deshi all night long.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danny500
The amount of broken lizard quotes in this thread is astonishing, love it.
That John Denver's full of shit, man.
who could be afraid of a jeffrey?
He's having a hot dipped shit fit.
Can't you feel my dick fucking your mind?
I don't do humans. Ace Ventura
So, Coach, I was thinking about the music for our routine.
Oh, really?
We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk up in your trunk? Ima get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. You don't even know what that means.
Nobody knows what it means, but its provocative...
No, its not.
...It gets the people going! Blades of Glory.
"Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only".
What hump?!
Its pronounced Fronk in steen!!!
Young Frankenstein
A man's got to know his limitations -- Magnum Force
PhilB
"I've got more chins than a chinese phonebook"
Wirelessly posted
Zed's dead baby, zed's dead.
"I need your help. We're gonna hurt some people. I'm not gonna tell for who and you can never ask me why." "Who's car are we gonna take?"
C'mon, let's go get us a couple of bowls of loud mouth soup.