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Where the HELL is everybody?

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    Bikeless Prick
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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    Hmmm... no one here today... must all be out xmas shopping, although WAIT... was that a group of riders that just went by my door? Damn!

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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    100 sport bikes lined up along Ocean Drive in South Beach, Miami. 1 is mine and the other 99 are owned by the worlds sexiest women. Each are scantily clad in thong bikinis. There's a lot of volleyball and playfull touching going on amongst the girls. Several are washing my bike as others rub tanning lotion on my rippling pecs. Margheritas are flowing like water. For a moment I stop to wonder where all my buds are... than I realize that I don't give a fuck... I'm about to get a hummer!

    PS- Taking applications from all our women members interested in an "acting" career... this is one fantasy that would make great film.

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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    Man JC... you sure know how to make a guy go limp!

    You're not a FUCK UP! The glass may look half empty now, but it's really half full and what you don't realize is that in your other hand is the faucet at which you can easily fill your glass back up. Oh shit, someone stop me, damn Psych 101 classes are acting up again.

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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    My partner & I met with out contractor this morning and we broke ground for our new office, soon, I will be able to go home from work on the way back to my current home office, I stopped at rochester Motorsports, my parts were in to get the handguards back on my SV, I made an appointment to get an oil change & rear tire for Friday so I will be ready for riding again this weekend, Sunday at least, Saturday I will be working on my barn again, I had to go buy a 32foot ladder

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    RandyO
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    A man without a gun is a subject LETS GO BRANDON

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    Bikeless Prick
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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    Try Paxil JC... I "hear" that it is better than Prozac. If you wanna try some I can ask my "friend" to send you a few.

    Don't listen to the voices in your head, you're not really angry, just sexually frustrated! :o

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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    Good answer my friend... you're on your way to becoming less of a fuck up.

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    Where the HELL is everybody?

    JC- make sure to drink lot's of water with those... ummmm... antacids. :cool

    PS- People tend to believe what they want, but the members of this group should know the truth without being told anyway, as for our anonymous visitors... fuck 'em!

    [Edited on 12/12/01 by nhroketboy]

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