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So i get off work and have a girl (local biddies)coming over to play 40 hands. I go to the liqour store and its moved a store down from where it used to be. Walk in and there are 10 people there stacking bottles up and stuff, pick up some 40's, walk to the counter, and they go, your our first customer so we dont have any change... I say its fine and the lady takes my id. starts going over and over it and then brings someone else over, they scan it and it fucking goes through! at this point im shaking at the counter and shooting the shit with a guy there, he says, sandiego huh? what are you doing all the way down here? I tell him im interning at mack blah blah blah and he goes, who do you hang out with around here? I say some girls coming over, he asks her name, i go brooke. Shes apparently his buddies little sis so I get the whole, i dont want to have to come find you talk, all while theyre checking my id. They finally come back with it and are like, he checks out! so i pick up the booze and am walking out, when i realized i could make this much better. I turn around, put a dollar on the counter, and say, here ya go, first dollar you guys ever made! they give me a sharpie and i sign it saying "1st customer congratulations -charlie" and they are hanging it up behind the counter lol.
later that night, girl comes over, we finish 2 a piece, and she goes, you know we're going skinny dipping right? so we "sneek" into my neighbors pool and run out. shes at the door 10 mins later screaming her head off and we're downstairs doin the dirty... my roomate opens the door and tries to play it off but shes like, "im calling the landlord" blablabla. so im sitting here not knowing if i have a place to stay tonight but extremely pleased with the local talent.
Hagerstown MD is awful.
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Originally Posted by Boston Chuck
