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Truck Balls

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    Truck Balls

    Took this pic today in Watertown:
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    Homemade Truck Balls ? Store bought not big enough? Or do those balls serve a purpose other than just swingin?
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    What chu doing near my town?!?

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    Re: Truck Balls

    Quote Originally Posted by WordTooYoMamma View Post

    What chu doing near my town?!?
    Taking pictures of Truck Balls, obviously

    No idea what those would be used for other than swinging.

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    Re: Truck Balls

    Those things are so silly. They put them there to tell you his big bad Toyota has BALLS! I guess he is overcompensating for something. Funny though, I had a Cummins Dodge that was all cranked up, injector pump, injectors, exhaust, turbo, you name it and I didn't need balls hanging from the hitch to show people it had balls. Lol.

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    Re: Truck Balls

    Quote Originally Posted by GearHd6 View Post
    had a Cummins Dodge that was all cranked up, injector pump, injectors, exhaust, turbo, you name it and I didn't need balls hanging from the hitch to show people it had balls. Lol.

    They would not have been able to see them through the black smoke anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carsick View Post
    They would not have been able to see them through the black smoke anyway.
    Ha ha, or they'd be covered in black soot.

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    Re: Truck Balls

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    What chu doing near my town?!?
    just moved there from the people's republic

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    I have a pair on my gsxr lol

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    Re: Truck Balls

    Back in my lowered jetta days, I had a small set of chrome nuts that I would occasionally put on to drag and spark for car shows...no pictures I can find, but I think it was an attempt at being original by doing something millions of people have done. Kinda like all VW enthusiasts?

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    Re: Truck Balls

    I once cut a set of these off a truck and threw them down the guy's smoke stack. Felt awesome.

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    So effing stupid.

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    Sad and kinda gay

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    Re: Truck Balls

    It's probably small penis,

    but maybe he uses it to find curbs when backing in to a space? Roll the window down and listen for the clank? Deffinitely a stretch....

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    Invite him to drive to North Carolina ... Po-po issues tickets for that now.

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    Re: Truck Balls

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    Invite him to drive to North Carolina ... Po-po issues tickets for that now.
    Funny thing - I was just there on Thursday - in the Charlotte area. I was amazed to see all of the cars with huge chrome rims, and low profile tires. They must be big sellers down there. The Red Neck stereotype is alive and well down there, and I was OK with that. I felt like the only Oriental person in the entire area! We went right past the NASCAR Hall of Fame, and although I am not a fan, we should have stopped in. Unfortunately, we did not have the time. Memorable sightings included "Mo-Money Taxes", Who-U-Wit bar & grill", "Freedom Riders V-Twin Church of God", and Cycle Gear.
    We did stop in at one of the 5 Wal-Marts along Rt 74, and we were amazed at the size of their Sporting Goods department. 5 gallon pails of Doe urine, lots of guns (even equipped with door breaching muzzles!), and just a lot of things that we do not see here in New England.
    It was hot and humid, and I would not want to live there, but the equipment sales guy we were speaking with said that he lived in the Lake Wylie area, and that it was very nice there.
    I did not see any Truck-Nuts, but there were plenty of big, jacked up 4x4's around. Several had pretty, young Southern girls driving them...

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    Gayest thing ever. Love explaining to my kids when they ask what they are.

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