Talked to a ten today.

**WordTooYoMamma** · 05-14-12, 02:13 AM

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Just thought I would share some of the luck I have when I am single.
Had a very pleasant convorsation a few hours ago with a girl that was at the very lowest a 9.5 on the giggity scale. Besides the physical rating she was honest, daring, a college grad, had a keen eye for detail, physically fit, and she drove a decent car. I even got her phone number and address!

Unfortunately I had to start the convorsation off with "excuse me miss, loss prevention, I am going to need you to come back into the store with me to discuss why you forgot to pay for some items." Oh yea and contact with shoplifters after the fact is a no no.

FML

**Woodsy** · 05-14-12, 02:18 AM

well it would seem she is already predisposed to making bad choices so you might have a shot

**OreoGaborio** · 05-14-12, 02:25 AM

**G21forme** · 05-14-12, 06:56 AM

She was probably being nice to get off, but not the fun way.

**virtualbong** · 05-14-12, 07:27 AM

Shoplifters are just like strippers and female bartenders...they're not real.

**scubasteveRR** · 05-14-12, 07:28 AM

and there is no picture of her after the strip search. jeeezz.

**gadget** · 05-14-12, 07:45 AM

Post the changing room security footage....we know you have it....

**rsw81** · 05-14-12, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by virtualbong

Shoplifters are just like strippers and female bartenders...they're not real.

Not true bro. When I was a freshman in college, my roommate took me to the strip club as my 18th bday present. Sure enough, the next day, that same stripper sat down next to me in my physics lab and was my lab partner (no funny business) for the rest of the year.

To the OP, next time grab your cell phone and snap a quick one for your personal spank bank.

**j4eric** · 05-14-12, 08:11 AM

**DroFiveOh** · 05-14-12, 01:13 PM

I smell a lawsuit.

"Show me where the bad LP man touched you.."

**Garandman** · 05-14-12, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Woodsy

well it would seem she is already predisposed to making bad choices so you might have a shot

This just might be the greatest post in the history of the interwebz.

**WordTooYoMamma** · 05-14-12, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by gadget

Post the changing room security footage....we know you have it....

Supermarket unfortunately!

**virtualbong** · 05-14-12, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by rsw81

Not true bro. When I was a freshman in college, my roommate took me to the strip club as my 18th bday present. Sure enough, the next day, that same stripper sat down next to me in my physics lab and was my lab partner (no funny business) for the rest of the year.

To the OP, next time grab your cell phone and snap a quick one for your personal spank bank.

Ha, I meant that the flirting is not real unless that said stripper in your class asked to hang out for free.

**Point37** · 05-14-12, 04:25 PM

she's crafty...rip MCA

**rsw81** · 05-14-12, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by Point37

she's crafty...rip MCA

And she's just my type!

**06gixgirl** · 05-14-12, 07:41 PM

WTF did she take from a supermarket? a steak, melons, I hope it was something good....

**9secondsflat** · 05-14-12, 07:51 PM

and then much like in Avatar....you woke up gasping for air.

**stpierre** · 05-14-12, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by 06gixgirl

WTF did she take from a supermarket? a steak, melons, I hope it was something good....

Hard time's... It's a big car payment.

**Rossco** · 05-14-12, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by 06gixgirl

WTF did she take from a supermarket? a steak, melons, I hope it was something good....

I think I'd want to inspect those melons.

**WordTooYoMamma** · 05-14-12, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by 06gixgirl

WTF did she take from a supermarket? a steak, melons, I hope it was something good....

Its not worth the 400 dollar fine you get. Also as a female you need to realize that most of the security people are guys. So the better you look the more likely you have 5 cameras staring at you.

**Father Ribs** · 05-15-12, 12:55 AM

Once on jury duty I was mildly hitting on a rather attractive lady, only to find out a few hours later that her trial was the one I was assigned to. :S

**gadget** · 05-15-12, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by Father Ribs

Once on jury duty I was mildly hitting on a rather attractive lady, only to find out a few hours later that her trial was the one I was assigned to. :S

I'm guessing the defense had no objection to you being on the jury?....

**Father Ribs** · 05-18-12, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by gadget

I'm guessing the defense had no objection to you being on the jury?....

She was actually the plaintiff. I enjoyed jury duty and the trial, though the result was disappointing. I shouldn't be surprised that people bring their hangups and emotions to a judgement situation.

**OreoGaborio** · 05-18-12, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by Father Ribs

I enjoyed jury duty and the trial, though the result was disappointing.

Ah... she turned ya down, huh? Bummer.

**WordTooYoMamma** · 05-18-12, 03:18 AM

Originally Posted by OreoGaborio

Ah... she turned ya down, huh? Bummer.

He was overruled.

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