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for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

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    for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    go get one and a few buddies with one and do this. this is how we ride scooters haha. and before everyone nags for wearing least protective gear possible, its their bodies and they know what the consequences are because they have all been down in one way or another on 2 wheels.

    This is a little race we did in a parking lot. i was filming on my tw200 because my scooter needs some loving.



    this is just the same track layout but before we actually did the race.


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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    At least put a helmet on. Hitting your head isn't like road rash, its disabled for the rest of your life (nag over)...... and yes, thats looks like a lot of fun.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Lame

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Awwwww SHIT I want IN.......got a Zuma with some goodies in it....let me know next time you guys are out Ill come up for sure. Chopin the streets on a scooter is a Blast.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Scooters aren't gay.











    People that ride them are. HA!

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Just because you're dating an executive vice president doesn't mean you can't go out and bang a dirty skank every now and then to get your juices flowing. Right?

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by REXXX View Post
    go get one and a few buddies with one and do this. this is how we ride scooters haha. and before everyone nags for wearing least protective gear possible, its their bodies and they know what the consequences are because they have all been down in one way or another on 2 wheels.
    911: what's your emergency?

    Lame-o: My friend crashed his scooter and hit his head; he's bleeding badly and shaking

    911: He wasn't wearing a helmet?

    Lame-o: No, but he knew the consequences.

    911: WTF are you talking about? You make no sense? If they knew the consequences wouldn't he be wearing his helmet?

    Lame-o: Ummmm, ahhhhh, Ummmmmm, ahhhhh, Uhhhhhhh

    911: Click.

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    My god people, they chose not to wear gear, their choice. The gear nazism on NESR is fucking annoying. Do you people drive around in your cars and make a comment on every rider out there ungeared? Worry about yourself, life will be easier.

    Oh....That looks like a riot!

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by DBB View Post
    911: what's your emergency?

    Lame-o: My friend crashed his scooter and hit his head; he's bleeding badly and shaking

    911: He wasn't wearing a helmet?

    Lame-o: No, but he knew the consequences.

    911: WTF are you talking about? You make no sense? If they knew the consequences wouldn't he be wearing his helmet?

    Lame-o: Ummmm, ahhhhh, Ummmmmm, ahhhhh, Uhhhhhhh

    911: Click.
    wow, what an annoying thing to do. do you wear your seat belt 100% of the time? I know its the law in mass but half the people follow it. why does it matter to you if somebody rashes them self up. I wear my gear on my motorcycle but on a scooter you just have to let people see your shit eating grin.


    Pigman where are you from? we usually stay in nashua/merrimack for our parking lot adventures in nh. i bet your zuma would smoke all these scooters speedwise unless my kymco was running correctly. i want to get a zuma or an aprilia SR50 scooter.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by DBB View Post
    911: what's your emergency?

    Lame-o: My friend crashed his scooter and hit his head; he's bleeding badly and shaking

    911: He wasn't wearing a helmet?

    Lame-o: No, but he knew the consequences.

    911: WTF are you talking about? You make no sense? If they knew the consequences wouldn't he be wearing his helmet?

    Lame-o: Ummmm, ahhhhh, Ummmmmm, ahhhhh, Uhhhhhhh

    911: Click.
    Fucking gear NAZI LAME-O This is a squid site, take it some place else.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by REXXX View Post
    wow, what an annoying thing to do. do you wear your seat belt 100% of the time? I know its the law in mass but half the people follow it. why does it matter to you if somebody rashes them self up. I wear my gear on my motorcycle but on a scooter you just have to let people see your shit eating grin.

    When you fall and smash your face make sure you take a picture of your shit eating grin and post it up.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    That would be way more fun after a 6 pack...


    Then start rubbin...cuz rubbin is racin right?

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    I need to find a nice industrial park like that!

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by MysteriousR1 View Post
    My god people, they chose not to wear gear, their choice. The gear nazism on NESR is fucking annoying. Do you people drive around in your cars and make a comment on every rider out there ungeared? Worry about yourself, life will be easier.

    Oh....That looks like a riot!
    Whatever, it's their call. How fast can those things really go? I ride my road pedal bike w/o gear. I probably go as fast as they are going in some areas, especially downhills. I've eaten shit. I'm fully aware it would suck much less wearing gear, but I'd be so hot the ride wouldn't be enjoyable.

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    Fucking gear NAZI LAME-O This is a squid site, take it some place else.
    Again. I already vented though.


    As an aside, that looks like a BLAST! Probably not "it's worth bringing my scooter home from the track, fixing it to run better/go faster and bringing it to Nashua" fun, but a lot of fun none the less.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    They are still gay

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    Now take that and swap the parking lot for sidewalks and then add a couple more people and then put them all on tricked out 2.5+ HP go peds. You get MOTO2 action at 20mph.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    I used to goped through my apartment in Boston until it smelled like too much fumes, god that was fun as well

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    I need to find a nice industrial park like that!
    I've got an idea about that... if I can borrow your pitbike.

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by REXXX View Post
    wow, what an annoying thing to do. do you wear your seat belt 100% of the time? I know its the law in mass but half the people follow it. why does it matter to you if somebody rashes them self up. I wear my gear on my motorcycle but on a scooter you just have to let people see your shit eating grin.


    Pigman where are you from? we usually stay in nashua/merrimack for our parking lot adventures in nh. i bet your zuma would smoke all these scooters speedwise unless my kymco was running correctly. i want to get a zuma or an aprilia SR50 scooter.




    I got a Truck and in Burlington, so not to far off.... PM when you guys are Ridin Durty next time..

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Course needs tighter turns to get some sliding and dicing going.

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    looks like a hoot. i like the go ped idea too, prepare to get kicked and elbowed!

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Quote Originally Posted by tbonehedge View Post
    At least put a helmet on. Hitting your head isn't like road rash, its disabled for the rest of your life (nag over)...... and yes, thats looks like a lot of fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by DBB View Post
    911: what's your emergency?

    Lame-o: My friend crashed his scooter and hit his head; he's bleeding badly and shaking

    911: He wasn't wearing a helmet?

    Lame-o: No, but he knew the consequences.

    911: WTF are you talking about? You make no sense? If they knew the consequences wouldn't he be wearing his helmet?

    Lame-o: Ummmm, ahhhhh, Ummmmmm, ahhhhh, Uhhhhhhh

    911: Click.
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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    Time to find a scooter !!

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    Re: for everyone who thinks scooters are gay

    im in i got a scooter i can bring up from ct! (when i get a vehicle)

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