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A Man's fairy tale

  1. 05-23-11, 01:34 PM #1
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    A Man's fairy tale

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess Will you marry me? The Princess said NO And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked skinny big titted broads and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and ate pussies and fucked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was fuckin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    best story ever

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by 1/2pint View Post
    best story ever

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  4. 05-23-11, 02:12 PM #4
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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    ...sour grapes...!

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    You forgot "farted whenever and wherever he wanted"

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    You forgot "farted whenever and wherever he wanted"
    My wife can vouch for that not belonging in the "unmarried" list

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Its amazing...my wife still apparently believes, after 39 years, that saying 'stop' when I fart will have any effect...!

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    My wife can vouch for that not belonging in the "unmarried" list
    I forgot... marriage licence = fart license
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    Its amazing...my wife still apparently believes, after 39 years, that saying 'stop' when I fart will have any effect...!
    I loled

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    Its amazing...my wife still apparently believes, after 39 years, that saying 'stop' when I fart will have any effect...!
    Mine says "Oh my god! What is WRONG with you??!!"

    Then again, she says that during sex, so whatever.

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Want to know the difference between a war story and a fairy tale?

    A fairy tale begins "Once upon a time."

    A war story begins "No shit - there I was...."

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    You know what's worse than being married?



    Being the creepy old guy trying to hit on young girls lol.

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    You know what's worse than being married?



    Being the creepy old guy trying to hit on young girls lol.
    oh....I don't know about that...

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by DucDave View Post
    oh....I don't know about that...
    Well the rest of us that aren't creepy old guys sure as hell do.

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    Well the rest of us that aren't creepy old guys sure as hell do.
    ...just a matter of time. You have a good shot at becoming one if you start out as a creepy young guy...!

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    You know what's worse than being married?



    Being the creepy old guy trying to hit on young girls lol.
    Quoted for truth.

    I've seen it first hand and rescued a few of the ladies when it does happen.

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    Re: A Man's fairy tale

    Quote Originally Posted by TheIglu View Post
    Mine says "Oh my god! What is WRONG with you??!!"

    Then again, she says that during sex, so whatever.

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