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Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

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    Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Please keep this thread pleasant and clean, no flaming and disobligeant remarks just to start shit! This is an invite to all of you for something FUN.

    Yes, girls and boys. I will soon be your new resident bedroom sensual products and toys supplier. That's right. I've been wanting to check it out for about 4 years now and never dared. Well, even tho I have a full time job, it doesn't pay me with bars of gold, barely anything left after bills are paid. So I came across a page of a chick who is doing it and it peeked my interest again. I started researching the various companies who do this type of thing and decided on one in particular. I choosed my mentor, funny enough she is 10 minutes from Loudon. When you become a consultant, you make 40% of your sales, plus incentive monthly bonus. You also make 5% of the sales of all your recruits.My mentor sold for $8400 in February in personal sales...she walked with 40% of that, got a bonus check of $800 on top of that. She is booked every weekend (at least 2 parties) until the month of May. I shadowed a party of hers yesterday, in Gardner MA. She sold over $600 to a party of 5 girls in less than 2 hours presentation. Well you know what? I want some of that!

    They have AWSOME products. I have seen them, touched them, smelled them and been rubbed with them! The variety is definitely there, the products are of quality. The company has been on popular TV shows, magazines, is promoted by well known personalities, etc.

    They have products for both men AND women. They have their own line of sensual products for bath time, massage/relaxation and other HOT products such as some serious arousal gels, lubricants, stripper poll, love swings, lingerie, etc. you wouldn't believe what this chick did to me yesterday. I was in awe! She even poured hot soy wax on my skin and I have rarely felt anything like it.

    The toys...the toys are just begging to be tried. I've already set my eyes on one in particular and it's going to be MINE.

    So anyway, I will host my first party on Saturday April 16th, here at my house. Sorry guys, this time around it's for ladies only. I will later on host a party for couples, this one will be when it's warmer outside, I will have a super fun outdoor party and you will not believe the fun we will have! I already have a small gang of about 10 girl friends coming, they're a bunch of crazy ones, it's going to be a RIOT. If any of you (Sportygirl you're still coming too?!!) want to join in the fun, you will NOT regret this. Now keep in mind that this is made in a tasteful way. No display of raunchy or vulgar behavior is tolerated by the company. Yes, we do have FUN and we are not afraid of words but the goal is to educate women/guys in how to feel more comfortable with their own sexuality and to help them discover ways of enhancing their sexual life, whether it's with a partner or with "self love".

    There is something for everyone. At the party, I will have fun games, surprises, I am making a chocolate fondue (come on...sex and chocolate? TOTALLY!) This is a time for you ladies to come to a place where you can be at ease with no one giving you funny looks because you're "shopping for toys", you will have a great time with everyone, tons of laughs and who knows...you might leave my house after the party with your new "best friend".

    I will soon have a website running where you can view my store and other pertinent information. Please note: anything said to me in private conversation will *always* stay private. I don't care who you are on here, guy or gal, whether if I like you or not...LOL if you would like to ask me anything about a certain product, you can be reassured that it will never go anywhere but between YOU and ME. I know many in here could attest to me being respectful with keeping things to myself and not divulging stuff that is not mine to share.

    I am very excited about this new venture. If you want to know why I'm doing this? It's simple. I am an open minded woman. I have always enjoyed sexuality, I don't have much taboos about it, I believe in the power of loving your own body and the pleasures it can give you (or a partner), I like to talk about sex, laugh and joke about it, try new things, it is a way of relaxing, staying in shape, etc. I don't know how many times I have met people, men and women, who are not even aware of half the things they can do to have a better sex life. Some people did not have the chance to learn much, or were too afraid/shy to ask questions, etc. It doesn't come easy for everyone to just be open about the subject. If I can help someone feel more comfortable with their own sexuality and intimate times, my job will be well done.

    Ladies: Party is Saturday April 16th, 8:00, here at my house. PM me for more info or address!

    If you would like to book a free party with me, send me a PM. I can do parties for ladies only, couples, etc. yes, I can travel some distance. Hostess/Host receive a special gift from me for booking a party and you get a percentage of the sales made at your party in free products. You will be able to sample the products, lotions, gels, etc. (well...you can touch the toys but you cannot "test" them, mmkay?) If you're nice you might even get a nice little massage on your hands/arms with some wonderful products to fall in love with...trust me, I did and Bath and Body Works has nothing on that stuff!

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Oh yeah...I have a little fun contest for you! I need a name for my business. I have already thought about a few ideas but would like to hear your ideas. Please keep in mind, this will be part of my website address and email and might end up as a magnet/decals on my car. I want something fun and eye catchy but it HAS TO be of good taste, no vulgar/explicit words can be utilized. If you can come up with something that I like and choose for my business name, you get a $20 credit towards one product of your choice on my website!

    So far what I've come to think of:

    "Rock Your Vibe" vibe being short for vibrator, of course...lol (or any variation like Rock the Vibe, Rock that Vibe, Rock the Vibes, etc.)

    "V's Vibes"

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    I think this is awesome. Good luck with your venture!

    1. www.fingersfree.com

    2. www.greatvibes.com

    3. www.happypants.com

    4. www.hardthrob.com

    5. www.vibesdirect.com

    6. www.cometwice.com

    7. www.realfeel.com

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    How does "Miss Twisties" sound? What did I win?

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    I'll be looking forward to your next "stabbed myself today" thread.

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    That was too many words. I have no idea what this thread is about.

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    ...funny enough she is 10 minutes from Loudon...
    Whereabouts? I wonder if that's the 'party' Big Shirl got invited to. Which, by the way, I was ALL about!

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by SAB View Post
    I think this is awesome. Good luck with your venture!
    2. www.greatvibes.com
    I like this one.

    Oh yeah...before someone ask, no...I am not quitting my full time job. If someday I really do make a great income out of this than yeah, I might. I can already imagine my new license plate..."VIBRTR"

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by GixerJockey View Post
    That was too many words. I have no idea what this thread is about.
    SEX TOYS! Wanna buy some? "V" sells them. The abrieviated version.

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Can I get a personal demonstration....





    Good luck with the new Toy Store....




    Hmm.....Twisted/twisties Toy Store has a nice ring...

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    It's not really me having a toy store, yes I will have an online store to buy the products but it is mostly about doing in home parties!

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Wow, V. I don't have any cute, catchy names right now but this sounds like a blast! Not sure if I'm working or not on that day. I went to one and spent wayy more than I needed to, but the parties are awesome!


    err...what about V's Vibrations?

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Anything that promotes a healthy sex life, I'm all about! Hope everything works out for you v

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Good luck, V. This is a perfect venture for you.
    I suggest a name that with a broader appeal and less suggestive. SpicyToys

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Sticky Vicky's Crotch Rockets!!


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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by FireboltEric_MA View Post


    Hmm.....Twisted Toy Store has a nice ring...
    Makes it sounds like the toys should have spikes on them or something....

    This sounds interesting... I hope you have a...pleasureful selling experience

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Snake View Post
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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    How much for some sex?




    I could use the money.

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Uncle Jake the Snake for the win

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Made a little mistake with the date for the party, it is Saturday April 17th.

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    Quote Originally Posted by MissTwisties View Post
    Made a little mistake with the date for the party, it is Saturday April 17th.
    And you want to start your own business? First rule of business ownership is to know what day it is.....I have a calendar I could loan you...for a small fee..

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    Re: Sex sells, right? I am about to test that theory.

    disobligeant?

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    " The V spot " hahah good for you V, have fun with it

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