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I know a story about a man named Jed

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    Super Moderator beet's Avatar
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    I know a story about a man named Jed

    Sing it Jay.....

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    Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    Sing it Jay.....
    Fifteen bucks, little man.
    Put that shit, in my hand.
    If that money doesn't show,
    Then you owe me, owe me, owe.
    My jungle love, yeah!


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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    ...if that money doesn't show
    than you owe me, owe me, owe....jungle love!!

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Quote Originally Posted by beet View Post
    Sing it Jay.....
    Ah man, that's some funny shit. I'd sing it if I could remember all the words...

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisNoF4i View Post
    Fifteen bucks, little man.
    Put that shit, in my hand.
    If that money doesn't show,
    Then you owe me, owe me, owe.
    My jungle love, yeah!

    I am Morris Day this is the Mother Fucking Time

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    NSFW!


    http://youtube.com/watch?v=k42b45ZQEn4

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyOMtuacMI

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Quote Originally Posted by Dianne View Post
    Ah man, that's some funny shit. I'd sing it if I could remember all the words...
    Jays got the best i've ever herd.

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Ahhh thats gay. Like I had more fun when Denno was on the wheelie machine.

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    I am Morris Day this is the Mother Fucking Time
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    NSFW!


    [youtube]k42b45ZQEn4[/youtube]

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    I know a story about a man named Jed
    Tried to pick my pocket so I kicked him in the head
    Dealed a lot of dope so I told my bro the Fed
    Now he's in the big house givin cell mate Bubba head.


    .... blowjobs that is.

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    Listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed
    grabbed Elly May and threw 'er on the bed
    out came something that was long & firm
    and out of his worm came a bubblin' sperm
    ...jizz that is, baby makers

    Next thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire
    had his dick protruding from his underwear
    grabbed Jane Hathoway and stuck it in 'er ear
    and 'er nose started foaming like a Pillsner beer

    Now's the time to say goodbye to Jed n' all his kin
    Granny's got a dry, stale child dribbling down 'er chin
    please join us again at this locality
    Florence Henderson's handjobs have Wessonality

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    Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?

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    Re: I know a story about a man named Jed

    ruth sings it best

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