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I might have ta choke a bitch....

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    Some mother fucker stole my sub outta the fridge at work again...... People like that deserve what's comin to em. And on a totally unrelated note, I'm feeling a little backed up... Might have to go buy some laxatives.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Wanna make laxative cake?

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Maybe epikak soda?

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    tell me more about this sub in which you speak of.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    I've been having very loose stool since drinking bad milk on Friday. We should make out. It would even the both of us up.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
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    Some mother fucker stole my sub outta the fridge at work again...... People like that deserve what's comin to em. And on a totally unrelated note, I'm feeling a little backed up... Might have to go buy some laxatives.
    Unrelated my ass... or yours, or his, as the case may be

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
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    Some mother fucker stole my sub outta the fridge at work again...... People like that deserve what's comin to em. And on a totally unrelated note, I'm feeling a little backed up... Might have to go buy some laxatives.
    Wait... seriously? If this happened to me even once I would rage and then plan my next move.

    How many people share your fridge? There is no way to go snooping through trashcans after work?

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Come in with a gun tomorrow. I bet they'd fess up then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DaSarge
    tell me more about this sub in which you speak of.
    Well, it's much like the one in my hand I just went & bought..... Fresh italian bread, extra lean prochuto, fresh mozarella, basil and plum tomato with olive oil & balsamic vinagrette... At least that fucking thief has taste.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Quote Originally Posted by OreoGaborio View Post
    Well, it's much like the one in my hand I just went & bought..... Fresh italian bread, extra lean prochuto, fresh mozarella, basil and plum tomato with olive oil & balsamic vinagrette... At least that fucking thief has taste.
    Pete, I'd avenge that gold thievery. if you need some help, I know a guy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Priv View Post
    Pete, I'd avenge that gold thievery. if you need some help, I know a guy....


    Best sounding sammich I've heard described in a while...

    Shit, now whatever I come up with for dinner tonight is going to suck.

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    Best sounding sammich I've heard described in a while...

    Shit, now whatever I come up with for dinner tonight is going to suck.
    Ha, involve the preseason game and it can be a pb $ j for all i care

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    Well, it's much like the one in my hand I just went & bought..... Fresh italian bread, extra lean prochuto, fresh mozarella, basil and plum tomato with olive oil & balsamic vinagrette... At least that fucking thief has taste.
    Dude, where the fuck do you get a sub like that? Sounds like it'll give your tongue fellatio before it gets eaten.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Pete try these:




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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

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    Well, it's much like the one in my hand I just went & bought..... Fresh italian bread, extra lean prochuto, fresh mozarella, basil and plum tomato with olive oil & balsamic vinagrette... At least that fucking thief has taste.
    I'm hungry now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Priv View Post
    Ha, involve the preseason game and it can be a pb $ j for all i care
    Looks like we're going out. I don't have no stinkin' cable :-P

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    Well, it's much like the one in my hand I just went & bought..... Fresh italian bread, extra lean prochuto, fresh mozarella, basil and plum tomato with olive oil & balsamic vinagrette... At least that fucking thief has taste.
    Dude, where the fuck do you get a sub like that? Sounds like it'll give your tongue fellatio before it gets eaten.
    Al's South Street Cafe.... Right by South Station... Small for 5 bucks, large for 7 Not the biggest subs but soooo tasty

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Dude, I would take a massive shit in a sub roll and dress it up to make it look really good!!

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Next time, leave a 'bait sandwich.' You know, it looks normal, but you have something like an outrageously killer hot sauce on it, or something to that effect.

    Or, if you really feel like going off the handle, a pube sandwich might be called for. But I'm a sick bastard, so I've got pages of these, I could go on...

    If you do leave the bait, just don't forget its actually bait. That would end terribly if you mistake it for your actual food.

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    Pete. hide a helmet cam in the kitchen.

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    Blair's reserves. It will end your life.

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Pete, I love hot stuff. I've got home grown habanero peppers. I've also got a sauce (my favorite) called pain 100%, in which the PRIMARY ingredient, el numero uno, is habanero's. If this person doesn't like unreasonably hot things, either of these (or a combination) could be quite effective, and since you could claim you LIKE hot stuff there's no risk on your end (even though there isn't much anyway since he's stealing your shit). You've got my #.



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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Quote Originally Posted by obsolete View Post
    Blair's reserves. It will end your life.
    I was thinking the exact same thing about Dave's Insanity Sauce. One tiny drop of this stuff is enough to spice an entire meal. I tried one tiny drop on the end of a toothpick...couldn't feel or taste anything for three hours.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KawiSmurf650 View Post
    I was thinking the exact same thing about Dave's Insanity Sauce. One tiny drop of this stuff is enough to spice an entire meal. I tried one tiny drop on the end of a toothpick...couldn't feel or taste anything for three hours.

    Good stuff, I've been through MANY a bottle. Pain 100% is hotter My favorite sauce, of any sort, ever. Dave's was before I found this stuff. This stuff has better flavor as well, more like the habanero itself.

    edit: although it has been a while, may be time to bring Dave back for a little variety, not that I'll stop keeping 100% on hand as well.

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    Blair's reserves. It will end your life.
    Oh really? Which one? Where can I find it?

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    Re: I might have ta choke a bitch....

    Pain isn't as hot as Dave's ULTIMATE Insanity sauce

    I think Pete remembers trying some at my old apartment. Pete, You are welcome to take some home for your cause sir.

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