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Is the spark in your marriage gone? Try this...

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    Is the spark in your marriage gone? Try this...

    The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it.One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do?" "Oh-I know."He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwords, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your mother..."

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    Is the spark in your marriage gone? Try this...

    but funny

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    I bet he brushed until it bled :

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    Something tells me he needed to go down on his wife more often. That will keep the spark in your marriage. :

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    nice- that's hot

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    Is the spark in your marriage gone? Try this...

    that's a drawing

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