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    Go For The Gold

    One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced
    that a friend had told her where babies come from.

    Amused, her mother replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?" The
    little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their
    clothes, and then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts
    it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
    babies."

    Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye and said,
    "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how
    you get jewelry.

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    Somebody owes me some jewelry!!

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    So that's how Kham gets all his bling bling..

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