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    Ok Kids...I need help. I know a number of you have a good sense of humor, so this should be fun. I'm just about out of checks, and I need to order some new ones. Given my tendency towards irony and sarcasm, I want to get some kinda amusing for the check replacments.
    This is among the best I have come across so far: http://tinyurl.com/328h7

    These might also be rather fitting for me; http://tinyurl.com/z2dxj

    and then of course there is this: http://tinyurl.com/jxqgu

    Anyone else have any good suggestions?

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    oh my god dude, i almost busted a gut on the second one

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    Originally posted by OreoGitorio
    oh my god dude, i almost busted a gut on the second one
    yeah, that one *is* really funny

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    What, no Gothlings?



    Or even more betterer....







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    Maybe something from Hells Angels or Barbie?

    My brother in law used to write checks and forget to record them - pissed my sister off at the end of the month when she was trying to balance out the account. She solved it by ordering the checks - puppies and kittens with a frilly pink border - problem solved...

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    how about the fantasyland or wine lovers?

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    #3, before I even saw that one, I was already thinking you should get some WWF ones. Either that or something Nascar.

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    Originally posted by daviid
    now these just arn't funny...

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    Originally posted by daviid
    This would be my choice. They used to offer Kawasaki ZX checks, which I have .

    Though I do like your second choice

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    Originally posted by Double"D"
    They used to offer Kawasaki ZX checks
    I mean, I would get Kawi checks, but I'm just affraid they would fall apart after a week or so

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    how about these?




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    Really did you even have to ask?








    And my personal favourite.. the Prince of Peace cheque. Half-naked man with fabulous hair adds to the fun.


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    Originally posted by a13x
    Really did you even have to ask?








    And my personal favourite.. the Prince of Peace cheque. Half-naked man with fabulous hair adds to the fun.

    OH SNAP! We might have a winner!

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    What about a Harley Davidson check book ! Being a " former " owner ... I did of cource had to have them .

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    Go Hogan all the way dude!

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    The hulk has my vote.

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    KISS checks !

    YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

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    Originally posted by daviid
    I have those checks

    G-man

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    the hulk

    how about chuck norris?

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    Originally posted by Bhavesh
    how about chuck norris?
    link?

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    How 'bout these?


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    Originally posted by Bhavesh
    the hulk

    how about chuck norris?
    The problem would be that the only person strong enough to rip the Chuck Norris checks out of the checkbook would be Chuck Norris.

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    Chuck Norris could SO kick Hulk's ass...

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