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1984 Porsche 944, 5 speed, 2.5L 4-cylinder. I bought this car in the fall as a "project". I have since remembered that I need another "project" about as much as I need a "polar bear".
Here is what I know about this car: It runs and drives, and did both reasonably well in the fall. It has some sort of battery drain, which is probably attributable to some moron hot-wiring a switch to the cooling fan. (Relays aren't that expensive, cheap-bastard-previous-owner.) It has hit everything but the lottery, and was repaired by a blind or just incredibly stupid person each time. Better paintwork has been done by miscreants with spray cans on concrete. (Did I mention I'm a lousy salesman?)
This car does have 4 brand new Good year tires. The clutch does not slip, the car does not smoke, the brakes work as they should, and I bought some good condition used seats to place the useless "racing" seats that are in it now. Which would not suffice as "racing seats" on anything faster than a shopping cart being pushed by a pregnant jersey cow.
It is a running, driving Porsche 944 for $2500. I can't think of any reason why it wouldn't pass inspection in VT. Make me a cash offer or trade me something that doesn't require a bunch of work, and I might say yes.
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"Which would not suffice as "racing seats" on anything faster than a shopping cart being pushed by a pregnant jersey cow"
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2008 ZZR600 - - - 10,268 miles totaled
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My issues with these "seats" is that you can bend them about a foot in any direction by simply pulling. Lightly.
I think in the event of a frontal collision, someone sitting in these seats would actually hit the windshield face first, only be snapped backwards like a rubber band after the collision.
At least the Porsche seats are rigid.
Now somebody buy it. Comes with free heavy metal CD in Russian, which I found under the seat. I'd tell you who the artist is, but I can't read those silly gibberish symbols they call writing....![]()
Get a hair cut you fucking hippy!
Good luck with the sale Chris and give me a ring if you want to go over to NY for some knee dragging fun.![]()
Jake
2006 ZX-10R
1999 Kawasaki ZRX1100
Forwarded to my brother in law who owns two of these (one race, one street).
2021 KTM Duke 890 R
2020 BMW R1250GS Adventure Exclusive
1982 Honda CB750F Super Sport
Does Kristy come with the sale?:
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
These are pretty cool with an LS1 swap.
-Alex
I can resist everything but Pete's mom.
it has hit everything but the lottery, best sales pitch ever. I love lunch time laughs.
LRRS EX #165 (formerly)
If there were a vote for best written F/S thread of the month I vote this one.
Thanks for the great laugh. I love these cars, but like you I think I need the Polar Bear first.
Yeah, and how old's THAT pic? We need some new stuff!
Did you grit your teeth and try to look like Clint Fuckin' Eastwood?
Or did you lisp it all hangfisted like a fuckin' flower?
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Who saved that pic?!?! Bastards!!
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These cars are a blast to drive! I had an 86' and it was one of the most balanced cars
I have ever driven / owned.
GLWS
This thing is going to be the first Porsche in a demolition derby pretty soon.![]()
trade for a polar bear?
1200? a penguin and a polar bear? Got to keep them on different sides of the house.
Pictures
Sorry the penguins a little chunky he likes his fish stix
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Trade TLS ?
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Heres a condom. I figured since youre acting like a dick, you should dress like one too.
Any chance you'd be interested in a good condition '95 F250?
If life gives you lemons... Sue the motherfu**er!
Just registered and put 100 miles on it today, runs and drives better than it looks.![]()