Jackass thread for track day (aug 12th)

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 08:15 AM

I don't want any of you bitches falling, this is my first damn track day.

Don't let me down!!!

bentbryan, try to keep up will ya?

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 09:02 AM

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
jackass thread right??

Yes, as in hoopla, trash talk, and generally getting psyched!!!

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 09:03 AM

Double Wrangler-boy!!

**oreo_n2** · 08-10-04, 09:21 AM

Trouble Maker!

Dont make me pass you on one wheel in the bowl!

**Awesome** · 08-10-04, 09:43 AM

If you get sceered from all the loud bikes and high speed, could you do me a favor and just move over a little so that I can get by.

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by hessogood
If you get sceered from all the loud bikes and high speed, could you do me a favor and just move over a little so that I can get by.

Certainly, you stunters scare me.

**oreo_n2** · 08-10-04, 09:59 AM

geek!

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 11:06 AM

Cookie-Bitch!

Ten posts before we started name calling, are we getting better, or worse?

**Degsy** · 08-10-04, 11:41 AM

Just to let you guys know, there will be NO crashing at this track day. None, no-one, nada, PERIOD.

We REALLY want to end this track day with ZERO crashes. There is no excuse for crashing at a track day, none. I have done it, many others have, but PLEASE, try to maintain some self-control and stay within your limits.

derek

**Kham** · 08-10-04, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by Degsy
Just to let you guys know, there will be NO crashing at this track day. None, no-one, nada, PERIOD.

We REALLY want to end this track day with ZERO crashes. There is no excuse for crashing at a track day, none. I have done it, many others have, but PLEASE, try to maintain some self-control and stay within your limits.

derek

what no exception?

**Kham** · 08-10-04, 11:55 AM

Originally posted by Mystery Squid

clean out your inbox!!!

i think the inbox is getting smaller.

ok you' r clear to send.

**Honclfibr** · 08-10-04, 12:43 PM

So where's everybody gonna be tonight?

I'm gonna pack up and head to Loudon after work, should be up there around 7-7:30 I think.

Wait, shit, this is supposed to be a trash talk thread...my bad, how's this:

No tunes for me, need to keep earplugs in so I'm not distracted by Joe's sobs of defeat as I pass his overinflated (ha ha, good pun hmm?) ass in the bowl

How's that? I'm not too good at this trashtalking thing on account of being slow and all

**oreo_n2** · 08-10-04, 01:07 PM

i dont know how to trash talk without name calling. Sorry Dan, i'll work on it.

but really, such an easy target... he wants to use an ipod while riding on the track?!?!?!

**oreo_n2** · 08-10-04, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by legalspeed
Double Wrangler-boy!!

wait a minute.

i rescind that last statement

**TTD** · 08-10-04, 01:55 PM

Originally posted by Degsy
Just to let you guys know, there will be NO crashing at this track day. None, no-one, nada, PERIOD.
derek

If only that were true, Degs.

I don't understand why people crash either. I tell them before every session... "Don't Crash".

**Awesome** · 08-10-04, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by Mystery Squid
The answer is pretty simple...

Charge people $100 if they crash...

Let's see how willing folks are to push it when cash is attached...

If I can get a cut of that $100, then this trackday might turn out to be like that old school Road Rash arcade game.

**legalspeed** · 08-10-04, 02:10 PM

Originally posted by hessogood
If I can get a cut of that $100, then this trackday might turn out to be like that old school Road Rash arcade game.

Or a FUSA weekend.

**gixxer6** · 08-11-04, 09:38 AM

As Danny Boy said...NO FALLING ON OUR TRACK!!! There's no trophy for winning a track day...And please, show love of all LRRS racers, and swap your antifreeze for distilled water, so if you do go down, it doesn't take an hour to soak up off the track. Plus after it does soak up it'll still be slickery as hell...So if you can take the time to do so, WE AS RACERS THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!!!

**bemused** · 08-11-04, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by 35racer

If only that were true, Degs.

I don't understand why people crash either. I tell them before every session... "Don't Crash".

hey, it worked for me... I listened intently to your every word, Tony... didn't crash once!

('course, the yellow group DID get a severe talking to just after I moved up into it... )

**Awesome** · 08-11-04, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by gixxer6
As Danny Boy said...NO FALLING ON OUR TRACK!!! There's no trophy for winning a track day...And please, show love of all LRRS racers, and swap your antifreeze for distilled water, so if you do go down, it doesn't take an hour to soak up off the track. Plus after it does soak up it'll still be slickery as hell...So if you can take the time to do so, WE AS RACERS THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH!!!

I asked a bunch of times and was told not to bother swapping it. Now with the track day tomorrow I highly doubt I'll have the time. Sorry dude, don't blame me.

**Degsy** · 08-11-04, 10:19 AM

IF there are any crashes on thje trackday, which the re should NOT be, the chances of spilling anti-freeze on the track from a minor low-side are minimal.

derek

**Awesome** · 08-11-04, 11:10 AM

well then if I make a mess, I'll clean it up

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